The one with the FLOW

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

[20:52:49] Chloe Smith: i thought you were talking to la'eeqa :(

[20:52:54] Chloe Smith: I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!!!

[20:52:57] Chloe Smith: ;(

[20:53:31] Chloe Smith: as in saying "im hanging up on you i'll talk to you later" to

lay to the eeee to the ka

[20:53:39] Chloe Smith: to the nah

[20:53:47] Chloe Smith: this is so not workin

[20:54:08] Chloe Smith: my words are not fitting

[20:54:17] Chloe Smith: together in this mesh

[20:54:25] Chloe Smith: of desire and stress

[20:54:35] Chloe Smith: tryna make it all fit

[20:55:24] Chloe Smith: when its clearly not kif

[20:55:45] Chloe Smith: now im mumbling my rhymes

[20:55:56] Chloe Smith: tryna pass all this time

[20:56:00] Chloe Smith: that i seem to have on my hands

[20:56:07] Chloe Smith: missing battle of the bands

[20:56:10] Chloe Smith: in the business

[20:56:17] Chloe Smith: lost my shizness

[20:57:12] Chloe Smith: losing fitness everyday

[20:57:19] Chloe Smith: lost my cocky

[20:57:32] Chloe Smith: (DODGYY)

[20:57:41] Chloe Smith: lost my copy

[20:57:53] Chloe Smith: of the revision of the state

[20:57:57] Chloe Smith: of my miiiiiiiiiind

[20:58:06] Chloe Smith: ...

[20:58:07] Chloe Smith: DUDE

[20:58:11] Chloe Smith: TOTALLY WINGED IT THERE

[20:58:17] Chloe Smith: UHSUM UHSUM!!! :D

[20:58:59] Chloe Smith: it kind of doesnt work cuz it means shit buuuuut

[20:59:02] Chloe Smith: i had fun

[20:59:03] Chloe Smith: lol

The one with Nic's game (or lack thereof)

Rachael

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/event.php?eid=109790109065994

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11:39pmMe

whats so funny about a blood drive?

11:39pmRachael

it's st marys

heeeeeehee

11:39pmMe

you're an asshole

lol

11:39pmRachael

why/

11:39pmMe

its A BLOOD DRIVE! diss the school, dont diss the good cause

11:40pmRachael

ok

11:40pmMe

lol

11:40pmRachael

st marys sucks

11:40pmMe

i miss you

buncha whores

11:40pmRachael

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

man

nic's bestfriend john's gf goes there

11:40pmMe

haha

11:41pmRachael

she's really annoying

and john is too

11:41pmMe

she? lol. you speak like you know her

11:41pmRachael

he wants to get in her pants but she won't let him

11:41pmMe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

what a whoreish prude ;P

11:41pmRachael

yeah

and nic goes with john to pick her up sometimes

11:42pmMe

yeah well nic's game is so bad he has to settle for old prudes

11:42pmRachael

HAHAHAHA

[Nic is rachael's ex, by the way.]

The one with the mead, the mailmen and the mmmmmmmmmmention of other stuffs. Ok title fail. lol.

[2010/04/22 21:58:41] Tamara Veriava: Hello

[2010/04/22 21:59:16] Chloe Smith: frackin hell

[2010/04/22 21:59:20] Chloe Smith: we both started one

[2010/04/22 21:59:20] Nichole Hafer: hahaha

[2010/04/22 21:59:26] Nichole Hafer: this works

[2010/04/22 21:59:30] Tamara Veriava: I told you to hold on

[2010/04/22 21:59:32] Chloe Smith: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. for stealin my thunder

[2010/04/22 21:59:43] Nichole Hafer: which one DO I GO TO!!!??? WTF

[2010/04/22 21:59:48] Tamara Veriava: You should listen to me

[2010/04/22 21:59:48] Chloe Smith: well i was too genius for that

[2010/04/22 21:59:52] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 21:59:53] Tamara Veriava: this one

[2010/04/22 21:59:55] Chloe Smith: yeah

[2010/04/22 21:59:56] Tamara Veriava: cos I started it

[2010/04/22 22:00:00] Nichole Hafer: or this one

[2010/04/22 22:00:01] Tamara Veriava: and I was first

[2010/04/22 22:00:02] Chloe Smith: you;re still an asshole

[2010/04/22 22:00:02] Nichole Hafer: hahah true

[2010/04/22 22:00:27] Tamara Veriava: I'm full of awesomosity

[2010/04/22 22:00:31] Chloe Smith: NO

[2010/04/22 22:00:34] Tamara Veriava: admit it

[2010/04/22 22:00:34] Chloe Smith: just no

[2010/04/22 22:00:34] Nichole Hafer: ick

[2010/04/22 22:00:40] Chloe Smith: NOOOO

[2010/04/22 22:00:43] Nichole Hafer: awesome = bad word

[2010/04/22 22:00:50] Tamara Veriava: fine no cake for either of you!!!

[2010/04/22 22:00:53] Chloe Smith: NOOOO!!! awesome=cool word

[2010/04/22 22:00:57] Chloe Smith: i looove awesome

[2010/04/22 22:00:58] Nichole Hafer: I'LL MAKE MY OWN!

[2010/04/22 22:01:08] Nichole Hafer: ha

[2010/04/22 22:01:15] Tamara Veriava: yes but mine has chocolate in it

[2010/04/22 22:01:15] Chloe Smith: shit. im screwed

[2010/04/22 22:01:19] Chloe Smith: :(

[2010/04/22 22:01:19] Tamara Veriava: hahaha

[2010/04/22 22:01:33] Chloe Smith: screw you

[2010/04/22 22:01:42] Tamara Veriava: you wish

[2010/04/22 22:01:45] Chloe Smith: you wont NOT be able to when you visit

[2010/04/22 22:01:50] Chloe Smith: every night tam

[2010/04/22 22:01:57] Tamara Veriava: *snort

[2010/04/22 22:02:00] Nichole Hafer: i know how to bake with chocolate. i'm not an idiot. aduh

[2010/04/22 22:02:07] Tamara Veriava: damn!

[2010/04/22 22:02:11] Chloe Smith: i love that. a-duh. LOL

[2010/04/22 22:02:11] Nichole Hafer: although it would still be cool to get a package from poland

[2010/04/22 22:02:14] Nichole Hafer: hehe htank

[2010/04/22 22:02:20] Nichole Hafer: thanks*

[2010/04/22 22:02:25] Tamara Veriava: most people can't figure out how I get the pieces of chocolate in the cake

[2010/04/22 22:02:32] Tamara Veriava: it's like som huge mystery to them

[2010/04/22 22:02:35] Chloe Smith: well they're just dumb then

[2010/04/22 22:02:36] Nichole Hafer: hehe most people...like chloe?

[2010/04/22 22:02:42] Chloe Smith: SHUDDUP

[2010/04/22 22:02:44] Nichole Hafer: haha jk

[2010/04/22 22:02:44] Chloe Smith: i know how!

[2010/04/22 22:02:50] Tamara Veriava: ja

[2010/04/22 22:02:50] Nichole Hafer: (h)

[2010/04/22 22:02:51] Chloe Smith: psssht.

[2010/04/22 22:02:52] Chloe Smith: lol

[2010/04/22 22:02:54] Chloe Smith: :D

[2010/04/22 22:03:02] Nichole Hafer: not again. we're not doing this again

[2010/04/22 22:03:10] Chloe Smith: no not again. hahahahaa

[2010/04/22 22:03:23] Chloe Smith: that ones going on the blog btw

[2010/04/22 22:03:30] Nichole Hafer: hehe deal

[2010/04/22 22:03:34] Chloe Smith: score

[2010/04/22 22:03:36] Nichole Hafer: i don't even remember what we talked about....

[2010/04/22 22:03:37] Chloe Smith: AWESOME. lol

[2010/04/22 22:03:42] Tamara Veriava: so i was thinking about this package from poland thing

[2010/04/22 22:03:44] Chloe Smith: uummmm. emoticons

[2010/04/22 22:03:51] Nichole Hafer: mmmhmm. and?

[2010/04/22 22:03:58] Nichole Hafer: well duh chloe

[2010/04/22 22:04:07] Tamara Veriava: and I can't afford a courier so if the cookies take too long to arrive well um...

[2010/04/22 22:04:07] Chloe Smith: well we didnt talk about much else

[2010/04/22 22:04:14] Chloe Smith: except me NOT telling you about feral

[2010/04/22 22:04:24] Tamara Veriava: I know about FERAL!!

[2010/04/22 22:04:29] Chloe Smith: not you you loser

[2010/04/22 22:04:32] Nichole Hafer: Bitch

[2010/04/22 22:04:33] Chloe Smith: nichole

[2010/04/22 22:04:35] Chloe Smith: A-DUH

[2010/04/22 22:04:38] Chloe Smith: LOL!!!!

[2010/04/22 22:04:45] Nichole Hafer: hahaha

[2010/04/22 22:04:46] Nichole Hafer: touche

[2010/04/22 22:04:56] Tamara Veriava: wait whose the Bitch?

[2010/04/22 22:04:59] Chloe Smith: you!

[2010/04/22 22:05:00] Tamara Veriava: who's

[2010/04/22 22:05:04] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHA

[2010/04/22 22:05:06] Nichole Hafer: you are tamara

[2010/04/22 22:05:07] Tamara Veriava: Who's the Biatch now

[2010/04/22 22:05:10] Nichole Hafer: hahah

[2010/04/22 22:05:10] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 22:05:14] Chloe Smith: that movie...

(That movie = The New Guy. Total waste of time in my opinion but my two BFFs love it. Go figure.)

[2010/04/22 22:05:15] Nichole Hafer: ok package

[2010/04/22 22:05:16] Chloe Smith: was SO bad

[2010/04/22 22:05:17] Tamara Veriava: oh

[2010/04/22 22:05:20] Nichole Hafer: i'll eat them anyways

[2010/04/22 22:05:20] Nichole Hafer: :)

[2010/04/22 22:05:32] Chloe Smith: not if they dont arrive you wont

[2010/04/22 22:05:33] Chloe Smith: lol

[2010/04/22 22:05:36] Chloe Smith: hungry mailmen

[2010/04/22 22:05:42] Tamara Veriava: and you might have to wait. i need to mail my brother some vodka

[2010/04/22 22:05:44] Chloe Smith: that sounds sooo dodgy

[2010/04/22 22:05:52] Chloe Smith: both my comment and tams

[2010/04/22 22:06:00] Nichole Hafer: hahahah how about you just send me the cookies AND vodka

[2010/04/22 22:06:01] Nichole Hafer: problem solved

[2010/04/22 22:06:07] Tamara Veriava: good idea

[2010/04/22 22:06:09] Chloe Smith: I AGREE! make that two orders

[2010/04/22 22:06:13] Tamara Veriava: polish Vodka is good

[2010/04/22 22:06:20] Chloe Smith: IT IS

[2010/04/22 22:06:20] Nichole Hafer: mmm i've only had it once

[2010/04/22 22:06:22] Nichole Hafer: straight

[2010/04/22 22:06:24] Tamara Veriava: buy your own vodka chloe]

[2010/04/22 22:06:24] Nichole Hafer: BIG mistake

[2010/04/22 22:06:26] Chloe Smith: yeah

[2010/04/22 22:06:30] Chloe Smith: thats the only way to have iyt

[2010/04/22 22:06:33] Chloe Smith: *ot

[2010/04/22 22:06:37] Chloe Smith: FUCK

[2010/04/22 22:06:39] Chloe Smith: *it

[2010/04/22 22:06:41] Chloe Smith: there we go

[2010/04/22 22:06:43] Nichole Hafer: well if you mix it with stuff it's good

[2010/04/22 22:06:47] Nichole Hafer: like coke and rum. mmm

[2010/04/22 22:06:48] Chloe Smith: and damn you tam

[2010/04/22 22:07:01] Tamara Veriava: I hate vodka but polish vodka went down smoothly

[2010/04/22 22:07:02] Nichole Hafer: unless you're a pirate

[2010/04/22 22:07:04] Chloe Smith: yeah coke n rum isnt too bad. but rum straight is NASTY

[2010/04/22 22:07:05] Tamara Veriava: 'beer on the other hand

[2010/04/22 22:07:05] Nichole Hafer: then it's just rum

[2010/04/22 22:07:11] Chloe Smith: i like beer!

[2010/04/22 22:07:15] Nichole Hafer: you're a bad pirate

[2010/04/22 22:07:17] Nichole Hafer: you have to like rum

[2010/04/22 22:07:20] Chloe Smith: hahahha i know

[2010/04/22 22:07:29] Nichole Hafer: what do vikings drink?

[2010/04/22 22:07:30] Nichole Hafer: vodka

[2010/04/22 22:07:30] Tamara Veriava: rum is gross

[2010/04/22 22:07:30] Nichole Hafer: ??

[2010/04/22 22:07:35] Chloe Smith: i tried a shot of it and i was like. OMG. never again

[2010/04/22 22:07:41] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 22:07:45] Nichole Hafer: haha

[2010/04/22 22:07:51] Chloe Smith: their version of moonshine

[2010/04/22 22:07:52] Tamara Veriava: vikings drink fermented whale blubber

[2010/04/22 22:07:56] Chloe Smith: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW

[2010/04/22 22:08:07] Chloe Smith: deflated-whale blubber?

[2010/04/22 22:08:11] Chloe Smith: lol

[2010/04/22 22:08:20] Nichole Hafer: fuck that

[2010/04/22 22:08:23] Chloe Smith: though theres not much blubber left then

[2010/04/22 22:08:26] Nichole Hafer: how about ale

[2010/04/22 22:08:27] Tamara Veriava: baby deflated carcass whale blubber

[2010/04/22 22:08:30] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 22:08:31] Nichole Hafer: or....whiskey

[2010/04/22 22:08:35] Chloe Smith: hmmmm

[2010/04/22 22:08:36] Chloe Smith: nah

[2010/04/22 22:08:37] Nichole Hafer: that's kinda scottish actually....

[2010/04/22 22:08:37] Chloe Smith: MEAD

[2010/04/22 22:08:40] Nichole Hafer: i'm googling it

[2010/04/22 22:08:42] Tamara Veriava: no! ale is for knights

[2010/04/22 22:08:42] Nichole Hafer: ah!

[2010/04/22 22:08:44] Nichole Hafer: maybe

[2010/04/22 22:08:48] Tamara Veriava: and whiskey for the irish

[2010/04/22 22:08:52] Chloe Smith: mead is for girls

[2010/04/22 22:08:54] Chloe Smith: lol

[2010/04/22 22:08:58] Chloe Smith: just joking...

[2010/04/22 22:09:02] Chloe Smith: ANYWAY,

[2010/04/22 22:09:05] Tamara Veriava: I want totaste mead

[2010/04/22 22:09:05] Chloe Smith: you google it

[2010/04/22 22:09:08] Nichole Hafer: according to google:

[2010/04/22 22:09:10] Chloe Smith: yeah me too

[2010/04/22 22:09:14] Chloe Smith: ok!

[2010/04/22 22:09:16] Nichole Hafer: water

beer

wine

The Vikings typically drank mead, a strong wine made from fermented honey.

[2010/04/22 22:09:20] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 22:09:22] Chloe Smith: I WIN!!!

[2010/04/22 22:10:41] Nichole Hafer: i'm an alcohol virgin

[2010/04/22 22:10:42] Nichole Hafer: :(

[2010/04/22 22:10:47] Chloe Smith: as in....

[2010/04/22 22:10:48] Tamara Veriava: No you're not

[2010/04/22 22:10:49] Nichole Hafer: BUT this summer i get to drink in MEXICO!!!!!

[2010/04/22 22:10:53] Tamara Veriava: you're just celibate

[2010/04/22 22:10:54] Nichole Hafer: so THERE!

[2010/04/22 22:10:57] Chloe Smith: wait...

[2010/04/22 22:10:59] Nichole Hafer: ahahaaha i suppose

[2010/04/22 22:11:05] Tamara Veriava: it's fine I'm going to italy

[2010/04/22 22:11:11] Tamara Veriava: and maybe spain and france

[2010/04/22 22:11:13] Chloe Smith: NEVER had alcohol???

[2010/04/22 22:11:16] Nichole Hafer: rub it in. fine

[2010/04/22 22:11:18] Chloe Smith: EVER???

[2010/04/22 22:11:21] Nichole Hafer: i've had an occasion drink

[2010/04/22 22:11:24] Nichole Hafer: once or twice

[2010/04/22 22:11:31] Tamara Veriava: see told you. celibate

[2010/04/22 22:11:31] Nichole Hafer: so i guess celibate is a better word

[2010/04/22 22:11:37] Tamara Veriava: celibate

[2010/04/22 22:11:40] Chloe Smith: dude. where'd your rebellious teen years go???

[2010/04/22 22:11:45] Nichole Hafer: drinking age in us=21=lame

[2010/04/22 22:11:52] Nichole Hafer: GUILTY CONSCIOUS

[2010/04/22 22:11:55] Chloe Smith: i know but doesnt stop other people

[2010/04/22 22:11:56] Nichole Hafer: conscience?

[2010/04/22 22:12:00] Chloe Smith: LOL

[2010/04/22 22:12:03] Chloe Smith: second one

[2010/04/22 22:12:06] Nichole Hafer: oops

[2010/04/22 22:12:08] Chloe Smith: hahahaha

[2010/04/22 22:12:11] Tamara Veriava: Chloe your rebelious drunk years was like months and then you turned 18

(I am totally contradicting tam here - I have cime to realise that I was pretty drunk on said occasion. Laughing at everything, falling down and randomly jumping in a pool to "sober up"? Yeah. Drunk. Anyway, just so I don't come across as a total loser. Oh hold on, I just ruined that now with this lively trip down memory lane. LOL.)

[2010/04/22 22:12:13] Nichole Hafer: i've had a couple beers here and there

[2010/04/22 22:12:16] Chloe Smith: more like guilty and unconscious in mexico

[2010/04/22 22:12:21] Chloe Smith: sounds like a good movie title

[2010/04/22 22:12:29] Tamara Veriava: lol

The one with the thumb

You know, I'm sure that the title of this one is a Friends episode... Where Phoebe gets like $10 000 from some fizzy drinks company because she finds a thumb in her drink. And in the end she gives it to the crazy old woman and gets her baseball phone or something... ANYWAY.

I'm making Blaise green, Nichole (aka haferness3) red and Tamara (aka tjunkie) purple. I think I'll keep them these colours in future posts as well... I'm the bland no-colour one.

BLAISE'S NEW NICKNAME IS SPUD*!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! As of this moment :D hahahahahahahaa!!! Cuz she always calls me biznatch so im now calling her spud.

LOL

@eira66 NOOO ITS NOTTT!!!! AHHH NOT FAIR!!
@tjunkie YOU need another nickname.. because as of now I am bjollock, bla, ¬spud, bol, and bollock........ ........... ^^
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?!?!?

just got another offer for viagra from the skype people. we should stock up on it and sell it on the black market.

@eira66 SPUD it is. Lol. If only she knew....
@Blaise_003 I have another nickname, well actually I have a few but Princess Tam-Tam is pretty popular amongst my friends.
Where I am I, well I was Asleep because I actually need sleep to survive.
@haferness3 I like the way you think. We could make a fortune dealing in viagra.

@tjunkie :D she does know. I made sure I told her what it meant. she suffers no illusions thinking that we're calling her potato or something *evil grin* hehehehehehehe

(*Spud in South Africa is a slang term for a boy who hasn't reached the stage of puberty where his balls drop yet. Seeing as Blaise's nickname is Bjollock, which looks an awful lot like bollock, you can see the connection)
@tjunkie and I claimed numchuckLES as the BFF exclusive nickname. Numchucks anyone can use but numchuckLE S is MINE :P I like having a BFF exclusive nickname for you. What was yours for me again? That really stupid version of bumboo....? LOL.

@eira66 And I shall claim Bumboozle as your BFF exclusive nickname and it's not stupid. It's very clever actually. It happens to be a pun*. But whatever.

(Bumboo is the name of a Caribbean drink. You figure out the pun.)

@tjunkie You know jess coined that name, right? I thought you had another one...

@eira66 WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? I gave you Bumboo hence the name belongs to me as well as all its affiliates.

@tjunkie No dude. Jess started calling me bumboozle like JUST after you chose it for me :/ sorry. But I dont mind if you use it. It just isnt YOU BFF exclusive. Its like GENERAL BFF and telepathically-connected sis nickname.

@eira66 Well I have an issue with that. She did not seek my permission and now I am angered.

@tjunkie Awwww! Is harmless lickle pwincess tam tam angwy? SHAAAME ;P

She came up with it. DEAL dude. lol. You can think up an even stupider one. . (im so gonna regret saying that :/)

@eira66 ..|.,*

(This is Tam's way of pulling a zap sign/flipping me off. For those of you that cant see (for some reason or another), the last fullstop, representing a knuckle or whatever, is actually a comma. Typo on tam's part.)

@tjunkie Your pinkie got amputated in that one. Or mauled by a bear... Or a piranha... or smokey, your dog... or khaya, MY dog... or, um, an over enthusiastic groupie at a polish concert...

I could go on and on and on and on and on.... and sound stupider and stupider :D though thats not really very hard for me. LOL. I need to stop making fun of myself.

@eira66 you're an idiot . That's the thumb. When you pull a zap your thumb curls towards your palm*

(ONLY IF YOU PULL IT WITH YOUR LEFT HAND! loser)

@tjunkie Dude, go pull a zap sign at yourself in the mirror. The person your pulling it AT will see your pinkie on their RHS*. So there. Lol.

(Right Hand Side - credit goes to Mrs Brownbill, grd 11 and 12 maths teacher)

@eira66 How many hands do you have? Because I have 2 and they mirror each other as in it depends which hand you're using when zapping. Slow much?

@tjunkie I always zap with my right hand. So sue me. LOL. frackin loser. You're just upset that I stole y our thunder :P hahahahaha. and your thumb.
Is zapping even a WORD??? Lol

@eira66 I'm not upset I just think you had a seriously slow moment. It made me laugh, I was picturing you with two hands that faced the same direction.
@eira66 it is indeed a word.

.. I didnt really have a witty reply to that so I left the rest out.

The one with the crazy rhymes

[23:39:44] Chloe Smith: ummmm... which part nichole?

[23:39:45] Chloe Smith: lol

[23:39:49] Chloe Smith: tht rhymes...

[23:40:03] Nichole Hafer: no it doesn't

[23:40:10] Tamara Veriava: thank I was about to say that

[23:40:12] Chloe Smith: lol nichole

[23:40:14] Chloe Smith: it does

[23:40:14] Nichole Hafer: hahaa

[23:40:17] Nichole Hafer: not really.

[23:40:20] Chloe Smith: IT DOES!"

[23:40:22] Tamara Veriava: nah

[23:40:24] Nichole Hafer: but if makes you feel better...we'll pretend

[23:40:30] Tamara Veriava: lole would

[23:40:39] Chloe Smith: no wonder you said i had no rhyme scheme. you cant rhyme!

[23:40:44] Chloe Smith: dont be an idiot

[23:40:50] Chloe Smith: its got to do with pronounciatio

[23:40:51] Chloe Smith: n

[23:40:55] Nichole Hafer: how are you pronouncing them

[23:41:02] Chloe Smith: nichole LOL

[23:41:04] Nichole Hafer: nichole rhymes with hole

[23:41:07] Chloe Smith: how else???

[23:41:09] Tamara Veriava: troll

[23:41:11] Chloe Smith: yes...

[23:41:11] Nichole Hafer: sounds like old

[23:41:12] Chloe Smith: and LOL

[23:41:13] Nichole Hafer: yes troll

[23:41:18] Tamara Veriava: poll

[23:41:21] Nichole Hafer: are you saying L. O L

[23:41:24] Nichole Hafer: or lol as a word

[23:41:26] Nichole Hafer: like lull

[23:41:27] Chloe Smith: lol as a word

[23:41:29] Chloe Smith: a-DU

[23:41:29] Tamara Veriava: l.o.l

[23:41:30] Chloe Smith: H

[23:41:32] Nichole Hafer: OOOOH

[23:41:34] Nichole Hafer: well thats lame

[23:41:37] Chloe Smith: noooo

[23:41:40] Chloe Smith: i always say lol

[23:41:48] Tamara Veriava: you never used to

[23:41:53] Nichole Hafer: psh. how are we supposed to know that

[23:41:56] Nichole Hafer: you're TYPING

[23:42:02] Chloe Smith: otherwise whats the point of an abbreviation if it takes you just as long to spell it out?

[23:42:09] Chloe Smith: hahaahahha

[23:42:11] Chloe Smith: true

[23:42:18] Chloe Smith: i likeLOL nichole the troll

[23:42:21] Chloe Smith: hehehehehe

[23:42:28] Chloe Smith: on a pole

[23:42:36] Chloe Smith: shows somw soul

[23:42:38] Chloe Smith: *some

[23:42:48] Nichole Hafer: bitch please

[23:42:49] Chloe Smith: david grole (no idea how to spell that)

[23:42:55] Nichole Hafer: i am not a whore viking and a troll

[23:42:57] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:42:59] Tamara Veriava: |-(

[23:42:59] Chloe Smith: hahahahah

[23:43:02] Chloe Smith: im having fun

[23:43:06] Nichole Hafer: mmmhmmm

[23:43:45] Chloe Smith: oh its GROHL

[23:43:48] Chloe Smith: whatever

[23:43:58] Nichole Hafer: lol

[23:44:04] Chloe Smith: so nichole the troll on a pole show some soul david grohl

[23:44:30] Nichole Hafer: glad to know you can now successfully rhyme

[23:44:33] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! just thought of THE rudest rhyme there

[23:44:34] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:44:42] Chloe Smith: so disgusting....

[23:44:47] Chloe Smith: and crude

[23:44:55] Tamara Veriava: what's new

[23:45:00] Chloe Smith: LOL true...

[23:45:08] Chloe Smith: its making me laugh...

[23:45:11] Chloe Smith: hahahaha

[23:45:18] Chloe Smith: but its nasty

[23:45:19] Chloe Smith: ANYWAY

[23:45:27] Chloe Smith: david grohl...

[23:45:31] Chloe Smith: as a whole

[23:45:36] Chloe Smith: cant control

[23:45:54] Nichole Hafer: his stiff pole...

[23:45:56] Chloe Smith: ummm....

[23:45:57] Nichole Hafer: heheh

[23:45:58] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[23:46:02] Nichole Hafer: i WIN!

[23:46:03] Chloe Smith: as he sees nichole

[23:46:07] Chloe Smith: with her pole

[23:46:10] Chloe Smith: and her inviting hole...

[23:46:12] Chloe Smith: I WIN

[23:46:20] Nichole Hafer: now it sounds like i'm a dude

[23:46:25] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAAHHA!!!

[23:46:26] Nichole Hafer: wanting to be ass fucked

[23:46:31] Tamara Veriava: chloe

[23:46:34] Tamara Veriava: the video

[23:46:40] Chloe Smith: oooh look at the link on my fb wall!

[23:46:41] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:46:46] Nichole Hafer: me?

[23:46:48] Chloe Smith: yes you

[23:46:54] Chloe Smith: its funny as

[23:46:56] Chloe Smith: *ad

[23:46:56] Nichole Hafer: oh ok...hold on a minute...

[23:46:57] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:47:03] Chloe Smith: ok ok ok

The one where i saw. i stalked. i know. i followed.

S.E = Skype emoticon. Nichole you may know as haferness3 from other conversations on this blog. She's hilarious. OK READ. And the title comes from another skype convo with her and tam and me, meself, MYself (STM ref :P)

[00:42:29] Nichole Hafer: I'M HERE I'M HERE
[00:42:47] Chloe Smith: haha (party)*

(Skype emoticon of person with a party hat on and confetti falling and all that shit)
[00:43:07] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:43:10] Nichole Hafer: i love it
[00:43:24] Chloe Smith: you better
[00:43:29] Nichole Hafer: so dinner was a major fail
[00:43:31] Chloe Smith: ;)
[00:43:34] Chloe Smith: awwwwww
[00:43:42] Nichole Hafer: haha yay cafeteria food
[00:43:44] Chloe Smith: im eating mine now
[00:43:48] Chloe Smith: lol!
[00:44:01] Nichole Hafer: dinner?
[00:44:07] Chloe Smith: yope
[00:44:08] Nichole Hafer: seriously at....1*

(AM)
[00:44:08] Nichole Hafer: is
[00:44:11] Nichole Hafer: ish**
[00:44:17] Chloe Smith: yope
[00:44:28] Chloe Smith: 15 to 1 buuut whatever
[00:44:37] Nichole Hafer: yeesh. crazy woman. how are you not starving throughout the day/
[00:44:45] Chloe Smith: im sick :(
[00:44:56] Chloe Smith: normally i have dinmer round 7
[00:44:58] Nichole Hafer: awww :( that's no good
[00:45:07] Nichole Hafer: did you get it from the kids?
[00:45:08] Chloe Smith: *dinner
[00:45:11] Chloe Smith: YES
[00:45:16] Nichole Hafer: haha i thought so
[00:45:21] Chloe Smith: bloody kids... *grumbles*
[00:45:34] Nichole Hafer: whenever i work with little 2-3 years old i'm always sniffiling and blowing my damn nose
[00:45:42] Chloe Smith: its crazy!
[00:45:50] Chloe Smith: yesterday morning i was FINE
[00:46:02] Nichole Hafer: of course. that's how it always happens
[00:46:08] Chloe Smith: its cuz she kept coughing in my face
[00:46:12] Chloe Smith: lol
[00:46:17] Nichole Hafer: haha that'll do it
[00:46:22] Chloe Smith: YEAH
[00:46:35] Nichole Hafer: i love it you tell them to cover and they do...AFTER they cough
[00:46:47] Chloe Smith: I KNOW!
[00:47:00] Chloe Smith: though dina hasnt even gotten that far
[00:47:12] Nichole Hafer: hahah
[00:47:14] Chloe Smith: jona coughs OVER the crook of his arm
[00:47:40] Chloe Smith: its crazy...
[00:47:41] Nichole Hafer: hahahahahaha
[00:47:46] Nichole Hafer: kids are hilarious
[00:48:00] Chloe Smith: haha when you're HEALTHY yes
[00:48:10] Nichole Hafer: (oh thanks for fanning by the way)
[00:48:13] Nichole Hafer: haha that's for sure
[00:48:20] Chloe Smith: sure thing
[00:48:38] Nichole Hafer: i would send you some generic thank you message but, eh i'm talking to you now so...
[00:48:43] Chloe Smith: i wanna know when you upload imposter so... easiest way! plus its addictive
[00:48:48] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:48:51] Chloe Smith: no need ;
[00:48:53] Chloe Smith: ;)
[00:49:03] Nichole Hafer: haha, well thanks
[00:49:24] Chloe Smith: pleasure!
[00:49:30] Nichole Hafer: i'm kinda stuck on the next part...i hate writing about high school so it's hard to not rush through. but it's important for the story...
[00:49:37] Nichole Hafer: you might just beat me in the uploading game
[00:49:56] Chloe Smith: haha
[00:50:11] Chloe Smith: iv found a MAJOR hole in my story sooo...
[00:50:13] Chloe Smith: maybe not
[00:50:20] Chloe Smith: im working on it
[00:50:27] Nichole Hafer: what hole?
[00:50:41] Chloe Smith: NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU!
[00:50:43] Chloe Smith: :D
[00:50:50] Nichole Hafer: psh! i can HELP
[00:50:51] Chloe Smith: i be no stupid
[00:50:55] Nichole Hafer: especially since tamara is mia
[00:50:57] Chloe Smith: yeah buuut
[00:51:02] Chloe Smith: it will spoil it
[00:51:15] Chloe Smith: tam already knows what happens
[00:51:19] Nichole Hafer: ugh *insert really whiny voice* plleeeeeeeeeeease
[00:51:19] Chloe Smith: s
[00:51:23] Chloe Smith: lol
[00:51:24] Chloe Smith: NO
[00:51:28] Nichole Hafer: :(
[00:51:35] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAH NOOOO
[00:51:40] Nichole Hafer: ;(*

(Skype crying emoticon)
[00:51:53] Chloe Smith: im not budging on this one
[00:51:54] Chloe Smith: NO
[00:51:56] Nichole Hafer: (hug)*

(Skype emoticon of a bear hugging itself. Sounds creepy if you put it that way...)
[00:52:01] Nichole Hafer: awww
[00:52:01] Chloe Smith: suck up
[00:52:05] Chloe Smith: NOOOOO
[00:52:09] Nichole Hafer: i couldnt resist on that one
[00:52:10] Nichole Hafer: FINE
[00:52:17] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha! LOL
[00:52:18] Nichole Hafer: don't bother asking any imposter questions then
[00:52:34] Nichole Hafer: EVER
[00:52:36] Chloe Smith: uh.... i wasnt going to but OK FINE
[00:52:39] Chloe Smith: damn you
[00:52:42] Chloe Smith: but fairs fair
[00:52:46] Nichole Hafer: i suppose
[00:52:47] Chloe Smith: and its still NO
[00:52:50] Nichole Hafer: *sigh* now i'm gonna wonder
[00:52:59] Chloe Smith: uh YEAH
[00:53:01] Nichole Hafer: :P
[00:53:06] Nichole Hafer: wrong faec
[00:53:08] Nichole Hafer: face*
[00:53:09] Chloe Smith: like everyone else
[00:53:11] Chloe Smith: but tam
[00:53:13] Nichole Hafer: looks like i'm trying to lick you
[00:53:16] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[00:53:20] Chloe Smith: that face creeps me out
[00:53:23] Chloe Smith: every time
[00:53:34] Chloe Smith: and i always forget how creepy it is until i use it
[00:53:45] Chloe Smith: *shudder*
[00:53:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:53:58] Nichole Hafer: it really is a creeper face
[00:53:59] Chloe Smith: its a curse
[00:54:02] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:54:04] Chloe Smith: yeah totally
[00:54:10] Nichole Hafer: (bow)*

(S.E of a little chinese man bowing)
[00:54:18] Nichole Hafer: haha just wanted to see what it looked like
[00:54:18] Chloe Smith: bowing to the creeper face???
[00:54:21] Chloe Smith: OOOH
[00:54:22] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:54:22] Nichole Hafer: i'm not actually bowing to anything
[00:54:30] Chloe Smith: tam and i have had epic emoticon wars soo...
[00:54:32] Chloe Smith: know them all
[00:54:33] Chloe Smith: :)
[00:55:01] Nichole Hafer: hehe. they're a blast. i like trying to guess the typing code instead of clicking on it
[00:55:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:55:11] Nichole Hafer: for this face : (puke)
[00:55:17] Nichole Hafer: i guessed a LOT of stuff
[00:55:23] Chloe Smith: hhahahahahaha!
[00:55:26] Chloe Smith: like???
[00:55:34] Nichole Hafer: i was all (vomit) (hurl) (barf)
[00:55:40] Chloe Smith: (sick)?
[00:55:43] Nichole Hafer: (up chuck)
[00:55:46] Nichole Hafer: nope. too simple
[00:55:50] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[00:55:59] Chloe Smith: what is it then?
[00:56:03] Chloe Smith: damn....
[00:56:08] Chloe Smith: :S
[00:56:11] Chloe Smith: noooo....
[00:56:22] Nichole Hafer: it's hard to figure out
[00:56:23] Nichole Hafer: don't cheat
[00:56:26] Chloe Smith: yeah
[00:56:30] Chloe Smith: not cheating!]
[00:56:37] Nichole Hafer: can i just tell you
[00:56:54] Chloe Smith: (blush)
[00:56:58] Nichole Hafer: puke
[00:57:01] Chloe Smith: noooo definitely the wrong onw
[00:57:03] Chloe Smith: *one
[00:57:04] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:57:05] Nichole Hafer: oops
[00:57:10] Nichole Hafer: pretend you didnt see that
[00:57:16] Chloe Smith: i didnt... hahahahaha!
[00:57:22] Nichole Hafer: (flex)
[00:57:27] Chloe Smith: strong?
[00:57:29] Chloe Smith: muscle?
[00:57:31] Nichole Hafer: flex
[00:57:32] Nichole Hafer: lol
[00:57:33] Chloe Smith: NO WAY
[00:57:35] Chloe Smith: lol!
[00:57:52] Nichole Hafer: (e)
[00:57:55] Chloe Smith: |-(
[00:58:00] Nichole Hafer: hahaha i like that oe
[00:58:02] Nichole Hafer: one*
[00:58:05] Chloe Smith: LOL me too!
[00:58:09] Chloe Smith: ummm...
[00:58:19] Nichole Hafer: i feel like that's my default face when on wattpad
[00:58:19] Chloe Smith: :
[00:58:25] Nichole Hafer: oh good. invisible
[00:58:26] Chloe Smith: :|
[00:58:29] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:58:32] Chloe Smith: hahahahahaha!!!!
[00:58:37] Chloe Smith: not the above one...
[00:58:40] Chloe Smith: um
[00:58:42] Nichole Hafer: :x
[00:58:46] Nichole Hafer: :@
[00:58:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:58:59] Chloe Smith: LOOOVE THAT ONE! its like my sig emoticon
[00:59:00] Nichole Hafer: :%
[00:59:02] Nichole Hafer: dang
[00:59:05] Nichole Hafer: :7
[00:59:06] Nichole Hafer: (puke)
[00:59:09] Chloe Smith: (explode)
[00:59:11] Chloe Smith: noooo
[00:59:17] Chloe Smith: (rage)
[00:59:18] Nichole Hafer: try a : and a @
[00:59:19] Chloe Smith: noooo
[00:59:21] Chloe Smith: OOOH
[00:59:22] Nichole Hafer: : @
[00:59:23] Chloe Smith: :@
[00:59:26] Chloe Smith: clever girl
[00:59:27] Nichole Hafer: there ya go
[00:59:30] Chloe Smith: woohooo!
[00:59:33] Chloe Smith: (party)
[00:59:34] Nichole Hafer: for the puke one its a &
[00:59:39] Chloe Smith: OOOOOH
[00:59:41] Chloe Smith: ::&
[00:59:44] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:59:45] Nichole Hafer: 8-|
[00:59:45] Chloe Smith: FAIL
[00:59:49] Chloe Smith: (puke)
[00:59:50] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha
[00:59:55] Chloe Smith: hahaha
[00:59:57] Chloe Smith: 8-|*

(This also codes for (nerd) in Skype which is what I guessed)
[01:00:01] Chloe Smith: GOT IT!
[01:00:03] Nichole Hafer: oh man this is too amusing
[01:00:12] Chloe Smith: what beasts. so freakin judgemental
[01:00:14] Chloe Smith: and typecast
[01:00:15] Nichole Hafer: (whew)
[01:00:26] Chloe Smith: (sweat)
[01:00:30] Chloe Smith: close...
[01:00:35] Nichole Hafer: whew
[01:00:35] Chloe Smith: (wipe) LOL
[01:00:38] Chloe Smith: ooooh
[01:00:39] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[01:00:39] Nichole Hafer: nope
[01:00:50] Chloe Smith: i suck at this :D
[01:00:55] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha its hilarious
[01:01:23] Chloe Smith: |-(
[01:01:29] Chloe Smith: what IS this one???
[01:01:34] Chloe Smith: :]
[01:01:36] Chloe Smith: nooo
[01:01:39] Chloe Smith: :[
[01:01:39] Nichole Hafer: : |
[01:01:41] Chloe Smith: noooo
[01:01:43] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:01:47] Chloe Smith: thats a different one
[01:01:47] Nichole Hafer: |-(
[01:01:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[01:01:55] Chloe Smith: but i tried that one!
[01:01:55] Nichole Hafer: its a \
[01:01:57] Chloe Smith: :|
[01:01:57] Nichole Hafer: woops
[01:02:02] Chloe Smith: ooooh
[01:02:03] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:02:08] Nichole Hafer: a | and a - and a (
[01:02:15] Nichole Hafer: |-(
[01:02:22] Chloe Smith: i was getting all DAMNIT WHATS WRONG WITH MY SKYPE??!!!
[01:02:23] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:02:32] Nichole Hafer: haha
[01:02:39] Chloe Smith: |-/
[01:02:42] Nichole Hafer: :-[
[01:02:42] Chloe Smith: nooo
[01:02:48] Chloe Smith: LOLFAIL
[01:02:52] Nichole Hafer: pwah that should be a vampire
[01:02:53] Chloe Smith: |-(
[01:02:56] Nichole Hafer: :[
[01:02:57] Nichole Hafer: a;lsdkjfalksdj
[01:02:59] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHA!
[01:03:02] Chloe Smith: i like i like
[01:03:05] Nichole Hafer: (punch)
[01:03:11] Chloe Smith: (punch)
[01:03:14] Chloe Smith: got it
[01:03:16] Chloe Smith: EASY
[01:03:27] Nichole Hafer: (u)*

(S.E of a breaking heart)
[01:03:32] Chloe Smith: its creepy the way they're always in sync
[01:03:36] Chloe Smith: (broke)
[01:03:37] Chloe Smith: no
[01:03:38] Nichole Hafer: oh. it is [creepy]
[01:03:39] Nichole Hafer: haha
[01:03:44] Chloe Smith: (crack) PAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[01:03:47] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha
[01:04:02] Nichole Hafer: (pain) (angst) (heart break) <---tried all those

[01:04:08] Chloe Smith: lol

[01:04:11] Chloe Smith: (broken)

[01:04:12] Chloe Smith: nope

[01:04:13] Nichole Hafer: it's ridik

[01:04:19] Chloe Smith: yeah...

[01:04:19] Nichole Hafer: just one letter

[01:04:22] Chloe Smith: NO

[01:04:24] Chloe Smith: (b)

[01:04:26] Chloe Smith: nope

[01:04:33] Nichole Hafer: haha wrong end of the alphabet

[01:04:36] Chloe Smith: not h cuz thats a beating heart

[01:04:41] Chloe Smith: (z)

[01:04:43] Chloe Smith: nopw

[01:04:46] Chloe Smith: (y)*

(S.E of a thumbs-up so OBVIOUSLY not fitting in with the theme at all)

[01:04:47] Chloe Smith: NOOOO

[01:04:50] Nichole Hafer: hahaha

[01:04:52] Chloe Smith: (x)

[01:04:55] Chloe Smith: NO

[01:04:57] Chloe Smith: DAMNIT

[01:05:02] Nichole Hafer: >:(
[01:05:02] Chloe Smith: (v)
[01:05:04] Nichole Hafer: ba
[01:05:04] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:05:09] Chloe Smith: hahahaha!
[01:05:17] Chloe Smith: (w)
[01:05:19] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:05:23] Chloe Smith: frak!!!!
[01:05:29] Nichole Hafer: :D almost there
[01:05:37] Chloe Smith: u
[01:05:38] Nichole Hafer: well thats creepy
[01:05:40] Chloe Smith: (u)
[01:05:40] Nichole Hafer: yes
[01:05:43] Chloe Smith: u???
[01:05:46] Chloe Smith: WTF???!!!
[01:05:47] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:05:49] Nichole Hafer: yah. i don't know why
[01:05:53] Chloe Smith: too much wattpad
[01:05:59] Nichole Hafer: HAHAHAHA
[01:06:04] Nichole Hafer: oh! i saw another crazy title today
[01:06:10] Chloe Smith: yes???
[01:06:35] Nichole Hafer: i can't remember the whole thing but it started out: My sex tape is missing
[01:06:40] Nichole Hafer: winner!
[01:07:07] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:07:11] Chloe Smith: how saaaaaaad
[01:07:20] Nichole Hafer: i know. sex tape. really?
[01:07:24] Chloe Smith: i tried reading some of the WHL stories
[01:07:30] Chloe Smith: *sigh*
[01:07:33] Chloe Smith: never again
[01:07:40] Chloe Smith: what a let-down
[01:07:50] Chloe Smith: its so SAAAD
[01:07:55] Chloe Smith: ;(
[01:08:07] Nichole Hafer: WHL?
[01:08:15] Nichole Hafer: oh! what's hot list
[01:08:17] Chloe Smith: that tear is like half the size of the emoticons face
[01:08:19] Chloe Smith: YES!
[01:08:24] Nichole Hafer: why do i bother asking when i figure it out right after....
[01:08:27] Chloe Smith: hahaha
[01:08:27] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha it is!
[01:08:30] Chloe Smith: i do that all the time
[01:08:34] Chloe Smith: yeah i know
[01:08:37] Chloe Smith: DEPRESSING
[01:08:44] Nichole Hafer: asking must trigger knowledge
[01:08:52] Nichole Hafer: quote me on that, i'm a genius*

(I totally will :P)
[01:09:06] Chloe Smith: like that "my best friend got me pregnant" i thought seeing as its so popular maybe she can write
[01:09:08] Chloe Smith: but no
[01:09:33] Chloe Smith: she was spewing trashy romance novel descriptions like nobody's busines
[01:09:38] Chloe Smith: *s
[01:10:13] Nichole Hafer: i actually like that one some what...it's getting a little lame...but it started out ok ish
[01:10:23] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:10:26] Chloe Smith: (blush)
[01:10:34] Chloe Smith: i read some of the first chapter
[01:10:38] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[01:10:48] Chloe Smith: different strokes for different folks...
[01:10:48] Nichole Hafer: i stop reading stories if they have certain words.
[01:10:51] Nichole Hafer: like plunder
[01:10:54] Chloe Smith: DUDE
[01:10:56] Chloe Smith: ravage
[01:10:58] Nichole Hafer: unless it's referring to pirating
[01:11:01] Nichole Hafer: haha yu
[01:11:02] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[01:11:04] Nichole Hafer: *p
[01:11:08] Nichole Hafer: smexy
[01:11:11] Nichole Hafer: not even a word
[01:11:22] Chloe Smith: i was about to say... whered that word come from?
[01:11:24] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:11:35] Nichole Hafer: i don't know what it means..sexy + m...
[01:11:45] Chloe Smith: sexy man?
[01:11:50] Nichole Hafer: that's what i was thinking!
[01:11:54] Chloe Smith: sexy m&m
[01:11:57] Chloe Smith: ...
[01:12:01] Nichole Hafer: well yes that too
[01:12:02] Chloe Smith: sexy s&k
[01:12:04] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:12:07] Chloe Smith: s&m
[01:12:08] Nichole Hafer: hahaah
[01:12:18] Chloe Smith: sexy... muffin
[01:12:22] Chloe Smith: STUDMUFFIN
[01:12:25] Nichole Hafer: sexy...midget
[01:12:28] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHA!
[01:12:44] Chloe Smith: sexy... mariner
[01:12:45] Nichole Hafer: mammal moose mouse mitten
[01:12:45] Chloe Smith: noooo
[01:12:54] Nichole Hafer: i like moose personally
[01:12:54] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:12:57] Chloe Smith: me too
[01:13:02] Chloe Smith: once called my sister a moose
[01:13:07] Chloe Smith: she was OFFENDED
[01:13:10] Nichole Hafer: ....
[01:13:11] Nichole Hafer: haha i'm sure
[01:13:22] Chloe Smith: i was like "but in my head it was a really cute cartoon moose!"
[01:13:28] Chloe Smith: she lke from brother bear
[01:13:32] Chloe Smith: *like
[01:13:37] Chloe Smith: she didnt get it
[01:13:54] Nichole Hafer: hahah "hey look he's a rabbit eh!"
[01:13:59] Chloe Smith: and a camel... same goes for that one... except no camels in brother bear
[01:14:02] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:14:05] Nichole Hafer: "watch out for the scary rabbit, eh"
[01:14:11] Chloe Smith: well you're one big beaver!
[01:14:16] Nichole Hafer: there should be camels in brother bear
[01:14:21] Chloe Smith: No no no. WOLVERINE
[01:14:24] Nichole Hafer: i spy something....green
[01:14:28] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHA!
[01:14:29] Chloe Smith: TREE
[01:14:36] Nichole Hafer: i ove brother bear
[01:14:39] Chloe Smith: ME TOO!
[01:14:39] Nichole Hafer: *l
[01:14:48] Chloe Smith: seriously one of my fave movies
[01:14:52] Nichole Hafer: agreed
[01:14:59] Chloe Smith: i was quoting those moose for AGES
[01:15:03] Chloe Smith: mooses?
[01:15:05] Chloe Smith: meese
[01:15:06] Nichole Hafer: hahaha moosen
[01:15:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:15:13] Nichole Hafer: no really
[01:15:14] Nichole Hafer: :)
[01:15:18] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:15:27] Nichole Hafer: watch the comedian brian regan, "trouble in school"
[01:15:29] Nichole Hafer: it's moosen
[01:15:33] Chloe Smith: hahahah
[01:15:37] Chloe Smith: ok hold on...
[01:15:43] Nichole Hafer: oh its kinda long
[01:15:48] Chloe Smith: ok tomorrow then
[01:15:56] Nichole Hafer: good plan...
[01:16:03] Chloe Smith: yeah! (y)
[01:16:04] Nichole Hafer: tomorrow as in today for you or tomorrow tomorrow
[01:16:10] Chloe Smith: today for me
[01:16:13] Chloe Smith: LATER
[01:16:14] Nichole Hafer: ok!
[01:16:17] Chloe Smith: yeah
[01:16:17] Nichole Hafer: hahaha better
[01:16:20] Chloe Smith: much late
[01:16:21] Chloe Smith: r
[01:16:46] Chloe Smith: speaking of which... i think i better hit the sheets. being sick = need more sleep
[01:16:54] Chloe Smith: which sucks
[01:16:59] Chloe Smith: man this time dif SUCKS
[01:17:02] Nichole Hafer: yah. understandable. see ya laters then
[01:17:04] Nichole Hafer: i know :(
[01:17:13] Chloe Smith: lol K!
[01:17:15] Chloe Smith: BUH!
[01:17:17] Chloe Smith: (h)
[01:17:18] Nichole Hafer: byeee
[01:17:23] Nichole Hafer: <3
[01:17:25] Nichole Hafer: dang
[01:17:26] Chloe Smith: see? thay one makes sense
[01:17:33] Nichole Hafer: (h)
[01:17:35] Chloe Smith: lol learnt it ages ago
[01:17:38] Chloe Smith: there we go!
[01:17:43] Nichole Hafer: :)
[01:17:49] Chloe Smith: DONE. ok ok ok byeeeee
[01:17:49] Chloe Smith: la'er
[01:17:54] Nichole Hafer: BYEEEE
[01:17:57] Chloe Smith: (wave)
[01:18:06] Nichole Hafer: oh fine. show me up ten
[01:18:07] Nichole Hafer: then*
[01:18:09] Chloe Smith: HAHAHA
[01:18:11] Chloe Smith: i just inserted it
[01:18:14] Nichole Hafer: (call)*

(S.E that mouthes 'call me')
[01:18:15] Chloe Smith: no big
[01:18:18] Nichole Hafer: hhe
[01:18:21] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[01:18:23] Nichole Hafer: ;)
[01:18:35] Nichole Hafer: just practicing my seduction skills. Thor the Whore...OUT!
[01:18:38] Chloe Smith: ok really going now...
[01:18:50] Chloe Smith: THOR THE LORD OF THUNDER WHORE
[01:18:54] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[01:19:00] Chloe Smith: kills me
[01:19:05] Nichole Hafer: :D damn straight
[01:19:12] Nichole Hafer: all right go to bed
[01:19:16] Chloe Smith: yessss
[01:19:18] Chloe Smith: :)
[01:19:19] Nichole Hafer: get better soon
[01:19:26] Chloe Smith: thanks. hope so :/
[01:19:35] Chloe Smith: they need an emoticon for that
[01:19:36] Nichole Hafer: :*
[01:19:55] Chloe Smith: jeez. show ME up then. my heart not good enough for you???
[01:20:02] Nichole Hafer: it's perfect
[01:20:09] Nichole Hafer: (inlove)*

(S.E of a face with little hearts flying around it)
[01:20:10] Chloe Smith: oh ok MUSHY
[01:20:12] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:20:13] Chloe Smith: :*
[01:20:15] Nichole Hafer: hahahahahahah
[01:20:19] Nichole Hafer: seriously. leave.
[01:20:25] Chloe Smith: ok ok ok OK BYE

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HI Everybody (anybody?)

This is Tamara, the other half of the awesomeness that is us. I'm just curious, is there anybody other than us reading this blog? Just let me know somehow because I'm very curious.
I'd also like to randomly throw it out there and I hope Chloe doesn't mind but I'm baking cookies tomorrow!! I'm very excited.
Anyways lots of happiness to all reader,
Numchucks

P.s I hope you enjoy the videao...

The one where I plead with all readers... :/ meh. how laaaaame

Ok people. I know I'm going to upload more convos even if no one comments and no one follows BUT if people did comment and follow, we would feel more appreciated and encouraged. Of course, if you'd rather we kept our chats to ourselves, obviously refrain from commenting or following - we're bound to lose our steam sometime... Sometime in the distant future, I'm sure. I really get excited about this blog and I post a lot of the stuff soooooo... We'll be updating for a while :D

Anyway, I'd like confirmation that at least ONE other person is following and to have at least ONE comment on any ONE of our posts. Sound do-able (just like Tamara...)?

La'er

(Chloe)

The one with the deflated whale carcass

Kat and Jess are my two sisters: older and younger in that order. Just so everyone knows. Katya is weirder than I am (as you can tell by what I say later).

Tamara

You Liiiiive

2:04pmChOle
barely
im gona get breakfast
brb
and yes i got the mulan ref
lol
BRB

2:04pmTamara
actually I was doing an aladin refrence
2:08pmTamara
well actually both but whatever

2:20pmChOle
lol

2:21pmTamara
yes. lol indeed.

2:21pmChOle
hahahaha

2:22pmTamara
I'm supposed to be writing. I have at least 5 pages left to write

2:22pmChOle
lol i have like... um yeah same
LOL
can i tell you about my VERY weird dream?

2:23pmTamara
yes please do

2:23pmChOle
so like what i can remember of it is that my mom, kat, jess and i were like fuckin* in a raft in some amazon-type river

(I mean that like 'wtf were we doing in a raft?' not that that was what we were doing... EEEEEEEEEWWWWW *makes retching noises*)
and theres moss and pond gunk stuff everywhere
and freaking weeping willow leaves
anyway we're not there on purpose
dunno HOW we got there
trying not to fall into the river
go through a weird cave
mom;s steering and somehow its all good even though she's never steered a boat in her life
we end up in like the most GORGEOUS little pond i have ever seen
and we have to swim
and the voice in my head is saying that we're going to get eaten
and im waiting for there to be like some sort of shark or piranha or something
but theres nothing
and kat finds this CARCASS
of like a tiny whale
like my size
and its DEFLATED
like someone took all the air out of it
and she gives it to me to hold
and I got "wow it has a tail"
and then even in my dream i think jeez chloe DUH!
and it was just soooooo WEIRD
and then i woke up
or something

2:27pmTamara
oh I've had that dream
no I haven't that's just so wack
but pretty cool

2:27pmChOle
hahahah lol i was about to say... funny
can you hear the dead-pan voice?
but it was really strange
a deflated my-size baby whale carcass?
i mean come on
it felt like a freakin slipper slide, too
really hard to hold on to
*slippery

2:29pmTamara
that is so weird
and gross

2:29pmChOle
like it was covered in soap...
yeah
LOL

2:29pmTamara
*shudder

2:29pmChOle
and kat kept saying how cute it was
i think she even named it
which is very kat but still...
ew

2:30pmTamara
that's fuckd up
I'm sorry but it's true
it's a carcass
a deflated carcass

ChOle
you think i dont know how whack it is?
IT WAS IN MY HEAD
i dont think all those dream meaning ref books will help on this one.
where do i look under?
whale?
carcass?
or deflated?

Tamara
I dunno

2:32pmChOle
LOL
exactly

2:33pmTamara
i never understood dream dictionaries

2:33pmChOle
maybe i should look up carcass and then, cuz it was deflated, take it to mean the opposite?
LOL
paul has one
i remember it told me that water means something like change or sonething
or sexual tension...
or maybe thats the dr v* in my head talking

(My French teacher in high School. She somehow made everything relate back to sex and how sexy she was... even though she was like 50. Lol.)
LOL

2:36pmTamara
change, sexual tension I can totally see how you confuse the 2

2:36pmChOle
shuddup
lol
i cant remember what the damn book said!
i read a little bit of it for my anthology
and then no more

Tamara
I find it humerous in the extreme

2:38pmChOle
i know
and you spelt that like the bone i think
buuut i cant remember that far back in bio

(And then we go on about spelling humorous and spell check for a while...)

2:42pmTamara
remember when we saw that lady with the black eye?

2:42pmChOle
YES!
LOL forgot about that! hahahahhaha

2:43pmTamara
what did you say?

2:43pmChOle
and i was like "OMG! what happened to HER?"
PAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
while pointing my finger at her
so she couldnt NOT know
even though she had no idea what i was saying cuz she probably didnt speak english
lol
good times, good times

Tamara
I reckon she could speak english
lol that was funny

2:45pmChOle
you're just saying that
and yeah it was
LOL

The one with my creepy stalker job

alcamadus is yet ANOTHER Wattpad writer. Have you noticed how integral Wattpad is to our lives yet? Lol. We're both fans and he's awesome. He's also the one in the weird blue-grey-green writing. Tjunkie is red. I'm... grey.

Lol. Not to take eira66's job, but I saw you on the "On the Rise" list.
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@eira66 Woah major stalker alert! And you manage to do it all the way in Germany. i dont know if I should be scared or flattered. Thanx , Thuper duper ecthitied!!
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@alcamadus PAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe that's my job... But you' re so right, it is! I've become a freakish stalker person that thinks they have to update ¬everyone on their story's progress. Wow, I'm sad. hahahahahahaha! LOL. This is hilarious
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The one where she looed

Damn you for beating me to.... everything. At least, on wattpad. I beat you to all the social stuff ;P lol Im just joking. But that story is fracking AWESOME and I'm glad you agree. But of course you would. OK, la'er!
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@eira66 So conf used as to what I beat you at now????
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@tjunkie that author dude... a-something.... alcamadus! lol had to check my email for that one... hehehe, anyway. You wrote on his wall what I would've written on his wall if you hadn't already written it. If that makes any sense. See? ANOTHER wattpad thingy you beat me to. Like that Hell Mary: Restless Wicked or whatever it's actually called. LOTHER. You suck for being such a good braintwin that you do things I would do BEFORE I do them. *sigh* such is the life of the lesser braintwin.
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@eira66 Not lesser. Just slower. Is he not just awesome though?
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@tjunkie I just realised I've spelt anomAlous wrong every single time since... I have no idea when. Did you even pick that up??? LOL. And I'm saddened by the fact that my profile picture on here is so HOT T and I'm, well, NOTT. Lame, I know. Had to, though. I swear, I'm on a rhyming roll here. Anyway, la'er loser.
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@tjunkie AWESOM E awesome. And wow gee thanks braintwin.
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@eira66 I TOTAL LY picked that up. Jeez, what do you think, I can't spell my own title? PSHT. And you are totally HOTTT. If I were a guy I would totally hit on you. I have to admit though that your profile pic is hot too. I wish I looed like that. Sigh.
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@eira66 Lol did you notice how the comments on your story is basically a conversation between the two of us towards the end? We should do that though, like go to peoples profiles and have random conversations with each other.
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@tjunkie :D including the OTT tattoos all over her? Or did you miss that? And if you picked it up, why the hell didn't you correct me?? ? WHY??? Lol, a questionable document*... you have your moments of total hilarity. And of course you're going to say you think I'm hot - it's practically a BFF duty. Never mind braintwin duties. Oh, and I just noticed you said looed - is that a new verb? Cuz if you suddenly transformed into that while you were on the toilet... well, it could be disturbing (to put it mildly).
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(Tam sent me the wrong thing to edit and it turned out to be a Word doc that just said "Why?" on the first line and nothing else. Tam dubbed this the 'Questionable document'.)

@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! Yeah I did notice XD and AWESOME IDEA!!! But I think it could be the basis of excessive hate mail. I mean, could you possibly get more annoying? Hehehehehe! I like, I like. Childish but funny.
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@eira66 You're hot. I'm not saying that as a bt or bff. It's factual informacija (<----Polish right there baby lol). And yes wish I looed like that (insert unimpressed look here) and those tattoos. Wow. If I was as hott as her I would totally pull it off.

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@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! I love the unimpressed look ;P and you know you sent that message about the comments being a convo between us and how we should start random convos on people's walls to all your fans, right? LOL. And yes, of course you would pull the tattoos off - I mean, she does and you would look like her (and loo like her) so it's moot point. Nice polish, btw. I be impressed. OH JA! (<---- - german right there baby)
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@eira66 hahaha I know I accidentally sent it to my fans. i was like " NOOOOO" and kept pressing the cancel button but it didn't work. I better go apologise . hat should I say?
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@tjunkie hat? DUDE. Today is not your day, typing-wise. Just say it was a message meant for someone specific and you accidently sent it to all your fans. Problem solved! I know, I know - I'm genius. And I need to write, instead of read :/ damnit. *sigh* here I go.
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@eira66 Is that a challenge I detect? How much more annoying can I get? I wonder...
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@tjunkie NOOOOO !!! LOL no challenge. Definitely no challenge ;P
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@eira66 I know. My fingers either slip or don't press hard enough......(THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!) Anyways goodluck with the writing then. Cheerio!
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@tjunkie LOL HA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dirty bugger. La'er!
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(and from tjunkie to her fans...)

I'm sorry people for the mass message that I accidentally sent out jst now. It was meant for eira66. I feel very stooooopiD (you have to do it in the voice in my head.)
Anyways Sorry.
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The one where tjunkie beats me to it and I spell her name wrong

Right, SidneyArden is another writer on Wattpad. tjunkie and I are both HUGE fans. She's really good. Ummmm, oh yeah and the reason we mention her is because she offered to edit for tjunkie and tjunkie was like all "Thanks but I already have an editor." Which was touching in the extreme. And by that I mean very touching not it touched me in my extremities cuz that would be disgusting (I am currently killing myself laughing at my own joke). Though Tam did say something like "I'm sure you'd do a better job".... hmpf. Anyway, comment! We want to know if we should carry on posting this or if we're the only ones laughing (very likely).

Im swearing now : FUCK YOU!!! I was JUST ABOUT to promote that story. SERIOU¬SLY! I was clicking on the link to the whole Random Act of Kindness post and memorising his name and guess what? I get an email. AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT! hahahahaha I cant believe this braintwinishness. Im going to go sulk now. And I love you even though you TOTALLY stole my thunder.

Gaap.
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@eira66 I was laughing sooooo hard when I read this I banged my head against the backboard of my bed. I swear this braintwin thing can be a little freaky sometimes. I'm still laughing.
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@tjunkie DAMN RIGHT. Lol ya gaap. Then again, SidneyArden would probably do a better job :/ and I'd be 100% offended but act like I was happy for you. hahahaha well thanks for choosing me anyway. One more thing:

WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW??? *

(The New Guy reference)

*fading hysterical laughter in the background followed by some expletive*
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@eira66 Completely lost. Where and how does SidneyArden come into this mess¬age and jealousy and such??? And Choosing you? Huh? My brain is foggy, its all the snot. I need it all to be explained step by step for me.
Last thing:
Are you riding the white pony son?*

(Another The New Guy reference)
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@eira66 thanks for clearing it up. I'm glad you would act like you were happy for me even if you aren't, it means a lot to me. But remember I'll always choose you...¬well most of the time. Luv ya Biatch
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@tjunkie Hahaha ha gaap. "most of the time", Hmpf ;) love ya too. And am I riding that pony! How else do you think I manage to party so hard. hahahaha well, I mean, not like the times in warsaw... LOL. Glad you figured it out. Finally.

One more thing: Just roll around. You'll be alright. *

(And ANOTHER The new Guy reference. We'd just watched it so I guess that sort of excuses us. Sort of.)
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(me to my fans:)

right. So, even though tjunkie beat me to it (and I am INCENSED), I am promoting Hell Mary: The Restless Wicked by Cheenoshuriken. He's only uploaded once and it was AGES ago but maybe, if more people read and vote and send him insistent fanmail (cough, guilty), we can hope for another one! By the way, this idea came about thanks to tjinkie's* Random Act of Kindness: Promote a story you think is really good but not well known, It's an awesome project guys - SUPPORT. La'er!
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(There it is! LOL hahahahahaha....)

The one with the hilarious Wattpad jokes

The green is haferness3, the blue is Blaise_003 and the red is tjunkie. I (eira66) am the normal light colour (grey? Not sure... it could be white.)

@tjunkie suck up :D thanks! ooer... hope its not a total FAIL. hahahahaha LOL that would be bad. I SO wanna add "You hit me in the face and now I'm the newest m¬ember of your freakish team?” to the title in brackets just so that I can fit in. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I kill myself sometimes...
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i dare you to. But you have to leave it on for like 5 installments.
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@tjunkie DEAL : D watch this space...
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HAHAHAHA. High five to you.
P.s Shock, Horror, Dispair! I forgot to capatilize the "I" in my last message. I am distraught. Seriously what was I doing??
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haha this is good. i like el :) i hope you up date this one soon. instead of waiting a whole month *cough*

please give it the ridiculous name below. i'd pee my pants. but you'd need to add a WTF?!? on the end. :P

seriously though, this story sounds really good. anything scifi is so worth reading. i can't wait to see what all El can do...it's something with emotions...
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ok i can't take the title seriously XD
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@haferness3 HAH AHAHA! glad I made you laugh : P its like my life's mission t o make fun of everything so... I might just add that WTF?! on... actually, I so totally am . RIGHT NOW! lol hahahahaha this is awesome! XD
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@tjunkie That's not the worst of your problem s XD you spelt dEspair wrong. ¬hahahahaha! But yeah, we are so totally taking the wattpad world by storm with my amazing title skills. I mean, come on!
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@eira66 haha PE RFECT. now every 13 year old will read your story and lurve it. because it's AWESOME! :)
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@haferness3 HAH AHAHAHA!!! SCORE. Lol Im glad tjunkie and I aren't the only ¬people that can't take these synopsis titles seriously. And we compare stupid titles we find... hahahaha LOL. Good times, good times
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@eira66 haha that sounds like fun. i might just join in on that game :) i really just don't get why telling the whole story in a sentence as your title is a good idea. it turns me off. every time i read 'MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME HE LOVED ME AND I'M HIS MATE, BUT I FOUND OUT I'M A VAMPIRE SO WE HATE EACH OTHER. OH AND I'M ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED TO A DEMON! WTF?' i want to die. it's like, well thanks for telling me, i'll find something el se to read now that i've just read your whole story in a sentence...bah. i'm so bitter and cynical :)
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@haferness3 PAA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! dude that totally cracked me up! The latest one one is "The guy who dressed up as a girl to win FIFA tickets" cuz it gave us such hilarious images.. . and its completely ridiculous. But there's also "he burped and I fell in love" - I mean, EEEEEEWWW - and "I was seduced by a vampire, with a cupcake!" hahahahaha how LAAAAME??? Lol.

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@eira66 i've heard of the first one, i've actually heard that it's a good story but i haven't read it. the other two, dear lord. come on people, be creative. here's one: "I'm a Bitch, You're a Bastard, I'm a Slave, You're my Master... and they said it wouldn't work out!" OR "I'm 16 Years Old, Abused , Homeless, and Pregnant...By ¬The Prince of VAMPIRES, What?" i could go on and on.
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@haferness3 hahahaha we were both super grossed out by "He ate my best friend and now I'm his slave?!" cuz that is just plain nasty. Then there's one I've just seen: Edward gets Bella pregnant right before he leaves her in New Moon twilight fan fiction. I mean, SERIOUSLY??? And then there are the highly creepy incest stories. Take, for instance, "Holy Shiz I'm falling in love with my bro? and what the frosting I'm in love with my brother sequel." though the cute not-swearing was funny. But still *shudder*
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@eira66 The absolute worst incest? "I'm pregnant with my brother" something like that. lol
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@eira66 oh geez people. REALLY? incest is bad . not cute and romantic. *barf * some things people come up with...
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@tjunkie LOL yeah. except the English gives it two meanings - my father got me pregnant OR my brother got me pregnant. You never know with the language skills of some people on this site... Ok that was just plain bitchy. I mean, some people don't have the best English. Yeah, that sounds better :) LOL I need to tone down the rudeness that comes so naturally *sheepish grin*
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@haferness3 @tjunkie found it: the funniest stupid title. "I found my soul mate in a dustbin!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Her soul mate is either a hobo or has a strange penchant for hiding in dustbins XD LOL either way, he probably didn't smell too good.
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@eira66 He's just trashy. Probably a rubbish boyfriend too. (sorry I just couldn't help it.)
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@tjunkie DUDE. No. Just, no. I can't believe how LAAAME you are :D lol.
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@eira66 Look who's talking. Admit it, you liked them. Plus I get away with it cos I miss making puns. I used to do them everytime I passed a graveyard/cemetery with my mom. We would have whole conversations about how everyone is dying to get in, it's dead boring etc. We were amazing. The amount we could come up with! Sigh
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@tjunkie :D guess what we're doing when you come visit?
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@eira66 Visiting the Graveyard???? I am way too excited for this than I should be if it the case.
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@tjunkie AFRIKAANS ACCENT! Lol and yeah that are the case ;P the graveyard here is GORGEOUS. I think we even have crows 0_0 really creeped me out the first time I went there. I was like Viola/Sebastian when malvolio entered - LOL freaking out big tiiiiime . Hahahaha anyway...
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LOL I can't wait! How creepy am I. All I need is to do my hair in pigtails and I could pass as Wednesday Adams. ^_^
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@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! I DARE YOU TO DO IT!!! Ummmm but I'm not dressing up as your brother or something. I look enough like a twelve-y ear-old boy as is - I don't need to then TRY to look like one (not necessarily 12 but whatever). And too creepy to contemplate :D
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Deal. I'm dressing up as Wednesday Adams and we're going to the Graveyard..¬.now to find a black dress...
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@eira66 haha that title is ridik. how do people come up with it? if i changed my story's title it would b e something like: my parents are mean, i have a stalker, and¬ the new guy at school hates me, anything else? i'd probably stick a wtf? in there somewhere. why can't people come up with decent short titles?
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@haferness3 Hahahaha the wtf? kills me. Every time. Lol I have no idea. I'm finding it hard to take my story seriously now. It just sounds so childish and LAME. Nice title, by the way ;P sounds catchy. Hey, wait a second, that story has a synopsis for a title! Maybe I should go read it...

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@eira66 oh PLEASE do. i'm sure you get this ALL the time, but i'd LOVE it if you would check out my story! *barf* alright, sorry, totally joking there. i get a bunch of those messages, so i created a story thing on my page where people can post their stories. that way i can eventually get around to it. *sigh* your story is awesome, just change the title back :)
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@haferness3 HAHAHAHAHA!!! I delete all of those - I'm afraid I couldn't care less if it offends them. It' s just advertising. Nothing personal :D and thanks. I think this one is cool. I'm writing the next Feral as we speak... And I was dared to have the name like this for five instalments so I'm afraid we're all going to have to suck it up cuz, well, a dare's a dare.
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@eira66 MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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@tjunkie evil braintwin on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Evil braintwin that dares her counterpart to do unholy things to her stories.
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@eira66 (insert evil-snigger-behind-hand here ) Saying your evil twin did it ...tsk tsk tsk that is sooo cliche.
P.s check out my use of the hyphen, are you not proud?
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@tjunkie TOTALLY PROUD! Do you hate that word now? HYPHENATE. Lol I did kind of repeat it a lot... and come on gmail or skype or fb so I can get advice on the next Feral. I think I'll actually finish it tonight... :D
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You know, i think the comments are more entertaining than the story.... ahahahahh just kidding :) loveeit t!! ahahah GAY! Why are all the saviors gay!?
ew. just ew you guys. eating anything but edible stuff is just plain sick-nasty...
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@Blaise_003 HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I think you're right. And Im assuming you're talking about the nasty cannibal story? For a second I was wondering if I had put someone eating anything unedible in my story... Lol.
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@eira66 @Blaise_003 HAHAHA I also thought that. I had to think really carefully about your story before I remembered. And eira66, I told you we were entertaining we should totally do this random profiles and stories and if we get hatemail we'll flip them the bird. We would probably generate more reads for them ANYWAY. lol
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@tjunkie LOL see? I'm not the only slow brain twin! It makes more sense that we both have our slow moments . Anyway, I guess we have to now that we have a confirmed opinion that our comments/conversations are funny. It's like, our DUTY. And you know me - I flip them off anyway ;P and YES TO MORE READS!
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