The one with the deflated whale carcass

Kat and Jess are my two sisters: older and younger in that order. Just so everyone knows. Katya is weirder than I am (as you can tell by what I say later).

Tamara

You Liiiiive

2:04pmChOle
barely
im gona get breakfast
brb
and yes i got the mulan ref
lol
BRB

2:04pmTamara
actually I was doing an aladin refrence
2:08pmTamara
well actually both but whatever

2:20pmChOle
lol

2:21pmTamara
yes. lol indeed.

2:21pmChOle
hahahaha

2:22pmTamara
I'm supposed to be writing. I have at least 5 pages left to write

2:22pmChOle
lol i have like... um yeah same
LOL
can i tell you about my VERY weird dream?

2:23pmTamara
yes please do

2:23pmChOle
so like what i can remember of it is that my mom, kat, jess and i were like fuckin* in a raft in some amazon-type river

(I mean that like 'wtf were we doing in a raft?' not that that was what we were doing... EEEEEEEEEWWWWW *makes retching noises*)
and theres moss and pond gunk stuff everywhere
and freaking weeping willow leaves
anyway we're not there on purpose
dunno HOW we got there
trying not to fall into the river
go through a weird cave
mom;s steering and somehow its all good even though she's never steered a boat in her life
we end up in like the most GORGEOUS little pond i have ever seen
and we have to swim
and the voice in my head is saying that we're going to get eaten
and im waiting for there to be like some sort of shark or piranha or something
but theres nothing
and kat finds this CARCASS
of like a tiny whale
like my size
and its DEFLATED
like someone took all the air out of it
and she gives it to me to hold
and I got "wow it has a tail"
and then even in my dream i think jeez chloe DUH!
and it was just soooooo WEIRD
and then i woke up
or something

2:27pmTamara
oh I've had that dream
no I haven't that's just so wack
but pretty cool

2:27pmChOle
hahahah lol i was about to say... funny
can you hear the dead-pan voice?
but it was really strange
a deflated my-size baby whale carcass?
i mean come on
it felt like a freakin slipper slide, too
really hard to hold on to
*slippery

2:29pmTamara
that is so weird
and gross

2:29pmChOle
like it was covered in soap...
yeah
LOL

2:29pmTamara
*shudder

2:29pmChOle
and kat kept saying how cute it was
i think she even named it
which is very kat but still...
ew

2:30pmTamara
that's fuckd up
I'm sorry but it's true
it's a carcass
a deflated carcass

ChOle
you think i dont know how whack it is?
IT WAS IN MY HEAD
i dont think all those dream meaning ref books will help on this one.
where do i look under?
whale?
carcass?
or deflated?

Tamara
I dunno

2:32pmChOle
LOL
exactly

2:33pmTamara
i never understood dream dictionaries

2:33pmChOle
maybe i should look up carcass and then, cuz it was deflated, take it to mean the opposite?
LOL
paul has one
i remember it told me that water means something like change or sonething
or sexual tension...
or maybe thats the dr v* in my head talking

(My French teacher in high School. She somehow made everything relate back to sex and how sexy she was... even though she was like 50. Lol.)
LOL

2:36pmTamara
change, sexual tension I can totally see how you confuse the 2

2:36pmChOle
shuddup
lol
i cant remember what the damn book said!
i read a little bit of it for my anthology
and then no more

Tamara
I find it humerous in the extreme

2:38pmChOle
i know
and you spelt that like the bone i think
buuut i cant remember that far back in bio

(And then we go on about spelling humorous and spell check for a while...)

2:42pmTamara
remember when we saw that lady with the black eye?

2:42pmChOle
YES!
LOL forgot about that! hahahahhaha

2:43pmTamara
what did you say?

2:43pmChOle
and i was like "OMG! what happened to HER?"
PAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
while pointing my finger at her
so she couldnt NOT know
even though she had no idea what i was saying cuz she probably didnt speak english
lol
good times, good times

Tamara
I reckon she could speak english
lol that was funny

2:45pmChOle
you're just saying that
and yeah it was
LOL