The one where tjunkie beats me to it and I spell her name wrong

Right, SidneyArden is another writer on Wattpad. tjunkie and I are both HUGE fans. She's really good. Ummmm, oh yeah and the reason we mention her is because she offered to edit for tjunkie and tjunkie was like all "Thanks but I already have an editor." Which was touching in the extreme. And by that I mean very touching not it touched me in my extremities cuz that would be disgusting (I am currently killing myself laughing at my own joke). Though Tam did say something like "I'm sure you'd do a better job".... hmpf. Anyway, comment! We want to know if we should carry on posting this or if we're the only ones laughing (very likely).

Im swearing now : FUCK YOU!!! I was JUST ABOUT to promote that story. SERIOU¬SLY! I was clicking on the link to the whole Random Act of Kindness post and memorising his name and guess what? I get an email. AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT! hahahahaha I cant believe this braintwinishness. Im going to go sulk now. And I love you even though you TOTALLY stole my thunder.

Gaap.
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@eira66 I was laughing sooooo hard when I read this I banged my head against the backboard of my bed. I swear this braintwin thing can be a little freaky sometimes. I'm still laughing.
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@tjunkie DAMN RIGHT. Lol ya gaap. Then again, SidneyArden would probably do a better job :/ and I'd be 100% offended but act like I was happy for you. hahahaha well thanks for choosing me anyway. One more thing:

WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW??? *

(The New Guy reference)

*fading hysterical laughter in the background followed by some expletive*
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@eira66 Completely lost. Where and how does SidneyArden come into this mess¬age and jealousy and such??? And Choosing you? Huh? My brain is foggy, its all the snot. I need it all to be explained step by step for me.
Last thing:
Are you riding the white pony son?*

(Another The New Guy reference)
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@eira66 thanks for clearing it up. I'm glad you would act like you were happy for me even if you aren't, it means a lot to me. But remember I'll always choose you...¬well most of the time. Luv ya Biatch
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@tjunkie Hahaha ha gaap. "most of the time", Hmpf ;) love ya too. And am I riding that pony! How else do you think I manage to party so hard. hahahaha well, I mean, not like the times in warsaw... LOL. Glad you figured it out. Finally.

One more thing: Just roll around. You'll be alright. *

(And ANOTHER The new Guy reference. We'd just watched it so I guess that sort of excuses us. Sort of.)
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(me to my fans:)

right. So, even though tjunkie beat me to it (and I am INCENSED), I am promoting Hell Mary: The Restless Wicked by Cheenoshuriken. He's only uploaded once and it was AGES ago but maybe, if more people read and vote and send him insistent fanmail (cough, guilty), we can hope for another one! By the way, this idea came about thanks to tjinkie's* Random Act of Kindness: Promote a story you think is really good but not well known, It's an awesome project guys - SUPPORT. La'er!
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(There it is! LOL hahahahahaha....)