The one with the thumb

You know, I'm sure that the title of this one is a Friends episode... Where Phoebe gets like $10 000 from some fizzy drinks company because she finds a thumb in her drink. And in the end she gives it to the crazy old woman and gets her baseball phone or something... ANYWAY.

I'm making Blaise green, Nichole (aka haferness3) red and Tamara (aka tjunkie) purple. I think I'll keep them these colours in future posts as well... I'm the bland no-colour one.

BLAISE'S NEW NICKNAME IS SPUD*!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! As of this moment :D hahahahahahahaa!!! Cuz she always calls me biznatch so im now calling her spud.

LOL

@eira66 NOOO ITS NOTTT!!!! AHHH NOT FAIR!!
@tjunkie YOU need another nickname.. because as of now I am bjollock, bla, ¬spud, bol, and bollock........ ........... ^^
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?!?!?

just got another offer for viagra from the skype people. we should stock up on it and sell it on the black market.

@eira66 SPUD it is. Lol. If only she knew....
@Blaise_003 I have another nickname, well actually I have a few but Princess Tam-Tam is pretty popular amongst my friends.
Where I am I, well I was Asleep because I actually need sleep to survive.
@haferness3 I like the way you think. We could make a fortune dealing in viagra.

@tjunkie :D she does know. I made sure I told her what it meant. she suffers no illusions thinking that we're calling her potato or something *evil grin* hehehehehehehe

(*Spud in South Africa is a slang term for a boy who hasn't reached the stage of puberty where his balls drop yet. Seeing as Blaise's nickname is Bjollock, which looks an awful lot like bollock, you can see the connection)
@tjunkie and I claimed numchuckLES as the BFF exclusive nickname. Numchucks anyone can use but numchuckLE S is MINE :P I like having a BFF exclusive nickname for you. What was yours for me again? That really stupid version of bumboo....? LOL.

@eira66 And I shall claim Bumboozle as your BFF exclusive nickname and it's not stupid. It's very clever actually. It happens to be a pun*. But whatever.

(Bumboo is the name of a Caribbean drink. You figure out the pun.)

@tjunkie You know jess coined that name, right? I thought you had another one...

@eira66 WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? I gave you Bumboo hence the name belongs to me as well as all its affiliates.

@tjunkie No dude. Jess started calling me bumboozle like JUST after you chose it for me :/ sorry. But I dont mind if you use it. It just isnt YOU BFF exclusive. Its like GENERAL BFF and telepathically-connected sis nickname.

@eira66 Well I have an issue with that. She did not seek my permission and now I am angered.

@tjunkie Awwww! Is harmless lickle pwincess tam tam angwy? SHAAAME ;P

She came up with it. DEAL dude. lol. You can think up an even stupider one. . (im so gonna regret saying that :/)

@eira66 ..|.,*

(This is Tam's way of pulling a zap sign/flipping me off. For those of you that cant see (for some reason or another), the last fullstop, representing a knuckle or whatever, is actually a comma. Typo on tam's part.)

@tjunkie Your pinkie got amputated in that one. Or mauled by a bear... Or a piranha... or smokey, your dog... or khaya, MY dog... or, um, an over enthusiastic groupie at a polish concert...

I could go on and on and on and on and on.... and sound stupider and stupider :D though thats not really very hard for me. LOL. I need to stop making fun of myself.

@eira66 you're an idiot . That's the thumb. When you pull a zap your thumb curls towards your palm*

(ONLY IF YOU PULL IT WITH YOUR LEFT HAND! loser)

@tjunkie Dude, go pull a zap sign at yourself in the mirror. The person your pulling it AT will see your pinkie on their RHS*. So there. Lol.

(Right Hand Side - credit goes to Mrs Brownbill, grd 11 and 12 maths teacher)

@eira66 How many hands do you have? Because I have 2 and they mirror each other as in it depends which hand you're using when zapping. Slow much?

@tjunkie I always zap with my right hand. So sue me. LOL. frackin loser. You're just upset that I stole y our thunder :P hahahahaha. and your thumb.
Is zapping even a WORD??? Lol

@eira66 I'm not upset I just think you had a seriously slow moment. It made me laugh, I was picturing you with two hands that faced the same direction.
@eira66 it is indeed a word.

.. I didnt really have a witty reply to that so I left the rest out.

The one with the crazy rhymes

[23:39:44] Chloe Smith: ummmm... which part nichole?

[23:39:45] Chloe Smith: lol

[23:39:49] Chloe Smith: tht rhymes...

[23:40:03] Nichole Hafer: no it doesn't

[23:40:10] Tamara Veriava: thank I was about to say that

[23:40:12] Chloe Smith: lol nichole

[23:40:14] Chloe Smith: it does

[23:40:14] Nichole Hafer: hahaa

[23:40:17] Nichole Hafer: not really.

[23:40:20] Chloe Smith: IT DOES!"

[23:40:22] Tamara Veriava: nah

[23:40:24] Nichole Hafer: but if makes you feel better...we'll pretend

[23:40:30] Tamara Veriava: lole would

[23:40:39] Chloe Smith: no wonder you said i had no rhyme scheme. you cant rhyme!

[23:40:44] Chloe Smith: dont be an idiot

[23:40:50] Chloe Smith: its got to do with pronounciatio

[23:40:51] Chloe Smith: n

[23:40:55] Nichole Hafer: how are you pronouncing them

[23:41:02] Chloe Smith: nichole LOL

[23:41:04] Nichole Hafer: nichole rhymes with hole

[23:41:07] Chloe Smith: how else???

[23:41:09] Tamara Veriava: troll

[23:41:11] Chloe Smith: yes...

[23:41:11] Nichole Hafer: sounds like old

[23:41:12] Chloe Smith: and LOL

[23:41:13] Nichole Hafer: yes troll

[23:41:18] Tamara Veriava: poll

[23:41:21] Nichole Hafer: are you saying L. O L

[23:41:24] Nichole Hafer: or lol as a word

[23:41:26] Nichole Hafer: like lull

[23:41:27] Chloe Smith: lol as a word

[23:41:29] Chloe Smith: a-DU

[23:41:29] Tamara Veriava: l.o.l

[23:41:30] Chloe Smith: H

[23:41:32] Nichole Hafer: OOOOH

[23:41:34] Nichole Hafer: well thats lame

[23:41:37] Chloe Smith: noooo

[23:41:40] Chloe Smith: i always say lol

[23:41:48] Tamara Veriava: you never used to

[23:41:53] Nichole Hafer: psh. how are we supposed to know that

[23:41:56] Nichole Hafer: you're TYPING

[23:42:02] Chloe Smith: otherwise whats the point of an abbreviation if it takes you just as long to spell it out?

[23:42:09] Chloe Smith: hahaahahha

[23:42:11] Chloe Smith: true

[23:42:18] Chloe Smith: i likeLOL nichole the troll

[23:42:21] Chloe Smith: hehehehehe

[23:42:28] Chloe Smith: on a pole

[23:42:36] Chloe Smith: shows somw soul

[23:42:38] Chloe Smith: *some

[23:42:48] Nichole Hafer: bitch please

[23:42:49] Chloe Smith: david grole (no idea how to spell that)

[23:42:55] Nichole Hafer: i am not a whore viking and a troll

[23:42:57] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:42:59] Tamara Veriava: |-(

[23:42:59] Chloe Smith: hahahahah

[23:43:02] Chloe Smith: im having fun

[23:43:06] Nichole Hafer: mmmhmmm

[23:43:45] Chloe Smith: oh its GROHL

[23:43:48] Chloe Smith: whatever

[23:43:58] Nichole Hafer: lol

[23:44:04] Chloe Smith: so nichole the troll on a pole show some soul david grohl

[23:44:30] Nichole Hafer: glad to know you can now successfully rhyme

[23:44:33] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! just thought of THE rudest rhyme there

[23:44:34] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:44:42] Chloe Smith: so disgusting....

[23:44:47] Chloe Smith: and crude

[23:44:55] Tamara Veriava: what's new

[23:45:00] Chloe Smith: LOL true...

[23:45:08] Chloe Smith: its making me laugh...

[23:45:11] Chloe Smith: hahahaha

[23:45:18] Chloe Smith: but its nasty

[23:45:19] Chloe Smith: ANYWAY

[23:45:27] Chloe Smith: david grohl...

[23:45:31] Chloe Smith: as a whole

[23:45:36] Chloe Smith: cant control

[23:45:54] Nichole Hafer: his stiff pole...

[23:45:56] Chloe Smith: ummm....

[23:45:57] Nichole Hafer: heheh

[23:45:58] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[23:46:02] Nichole Hafer: i WIN!

[23:46:03] Chloe Smith: as he sees nichole

[23:46:07] Chloe Smith: with her pole

[23:46:10] Chloe Smith: and her inviting hole...

[23:46:12] Chloe Smith: I WIN

[23:46:20] Nichole Hafer: now it sounds like i'm a dude

[23:46:25] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAAHHA!!!

[23:46:26] Nichole Hafer: wanting to be ass fucked

[23:46:31] Tamara Veriava: chloe

[23:46:34] Tamara Veriava: the video

[23:46:40] Chloe Smith: oooh look at the link on my fb wall!

[23:46:41] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:46:46] Nichole Hafer: me?

[23:46:48] Chloe Smith: yes you

[23:46:54] Chloe Smith: its funny as

[23:46:56] Chloe Smith: *ad

[23:46:56] Nichole Hafer: oh ok...hold on a minute...

[23:46:57] Chloe Smith: LOL

[23:47:03] Chloe Smith: ok ok ok

The one where i saw. i stalked. i know. i followed.

S.E = Skype emoticon. Nichole you may know as haferness3 from other conversations on this blog. She's hilarious. OK READ. And the title comes from another skype convo with her and tam and me, meself, MYself (STM ref :P)

[00:42:29] Nichole Hafer: I'M HERE I'M HERE
[00:42:47] Chloe Smith: haha (party)*

(Skype emoticon of person with a party hat on and confetti falling and all that shit)
[00:43:07] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:43:10] Nichole Hafer: i love it
[00:43:24] Chloe Smith: you better
[00:43:29] Nichole Hafer: so dinner was a major fail
[00:43:31] Chloe Smith: ;)
[00:43:34] Chloe Smith: awwwwww
[00:43:42] Nichole Hafer: haha yay cafeteria food
[00:43:44] Chloe Smith: im eating mine now
[00:43:48] Chloe Smith: lol!
[00:44:01] Nichole Hafer: dinner?
[00:44:07] Chloe Smith: yope
[00:44:08] Nichole Hafer: seriously at....1*

(AM)
[00:44:08] Nichole Hafer: is
[00:44:11] Nichole Hafer: ish**
[00:44:17] Chloe Smith: yope
[00:44:28] Chloe Smith: 15 to 1 buuut whatever
[00:44:37] Nichole Hafer: yeesh. crazy woman. how are you not starving throughout the day/
[00:44:45] Chloe Smith: im sick :(
[00:44:56] Chloe Smith: normally i have dinmer round 7
[00:44:58] Nichole Hafer: awww :( that's no good
[00:45:07] Nichole Hafer: did you get it from the kids?
[00:45:08] Chloe Smith: *dinner
[00:45:11] Chloe Smith: YES
[00:45:16] Nichole Hafer: haha i thought so
[00:45:21] Chloe Smith: bloody kids... *grumbles*
[00:45:34] Nichole Hafer: whenever i work with little 2-3 years old i'm always sniffiling and blowing my damn nose
[00:45:42] Chloe Smith: its crazy!
[00:45:50] Chloe Smith: yesterday morning i was FINE
[00:46:02] Nichole Hafer: of course. that's how it always happens
[00:46:08] Chloe Smith: its cuz she kept coughing in my face
[00:46:12] Chloe Smith: lol
[00:46:17] Nichole Hafer: haha that'll do it
[00:46:22] Chloe Smith: YEAH
[00:46:35] Nichole Hafer: i love it you tell them to cover and they do...AFTER they cough
[00:46:47] Chloe Smith: I KNOW!
[00:47:00] Chloe Smith: though dina hasnt even gotten that far
[00:47:12] Nichole Hafer: hahah
[00:47:14] Chloe Smith: jona coughs OVER the crook of his arm
[00:47:40] Chloe Smith: its crazy...
[00:47:41] Nichole Hafer: hahahahahaha
[00:47:46] Nichole Hafer: kids are hilarious
[00:48:00] Chloe Smith: haha when you're HEALTHY yes
[00:48:10] Nichole Hafer: (oh thanks for fanning by the way)
[00:48:13] Nichole Hafer: haha that's for sure
[00:48:20] Chloe Smith: sure thing
[00:48:38] Nichole Hafer: i would send you some generic thank you message but, eh i'm talking to you now so...
[00:48:43] Chloe Smith: i wanna know when you upload imposter so... easiest way! plus its addictive
[00:48:48] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:48:51] Chloe Smith: no need ;
[00:48:53] Chloe Smith: ;)
[00:49:03] Nichole Hafer: haha, well thanks
[00:49:24] Chloe Smith: pleasure!
[00:49:30] Nichole Hafer: i'm kinda stuck on the next part...i hate writing about high school so it's hard to not rush through. but it's important for the story...
[00:49:37] Nichole Hafer: you might just beat me in the uploading game
[00:49:56] Chloe Smith: haha
[00:50:11] Chloe Smith: iv found a MAJOR hole in my story sooo...
[00:50:13] Chloe Smith: maybe not
[00:50:20] Chloe Smith: im working on it
[00:50:27] Nichole Hafer: what hole?
[00:50:41] Chloe Smith: NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU!
[00:50:43] Chloe Smith: :D
[00:50:50] Nichole Hafer: psh! i can HELP
[00:50:51] Chloe Smith: i be no stupid
[00:50:55] Nichole Hafer: especially since tamara is mia
[00:50:57] Chloe Smith: yeah buuut
[00:51:02] Chloe Smith: it will spoil it
[00:51:15] Chloe Smith: tam already knows what happens
[00:51:19] Nichole Hafer: ugh *insert really whiny voice* plleeeeeeeeeeease
[00:51:19] Chloe Smith: s
[00:51:23] Chloe Smith: lol
[00:51:24] Chloe Smith: NO
[00:51:28] Nichole Hafer: :(
[00:51:35] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAH NOOOO
[00:51:40] Nichole Hafer: ;(*

(Skype crying emoticon)
[00:51:53] Chloe Smith: im not budging on this one
[00:51:54] Chloe Smith: NO
[00:51:56] Nichole Hafer: (hug)*

(Skype emoticon of a bear hugging itself. Sounds creepy if you put it that way...)
[00:52:01] Nichole Hafer: awww
[00:52:01] Chloe Smith: suck up
[00:52:05] Chloe Smith: NOOOOO
[00:52:09] Nichole Hafer: i couldnt resist on that one
[00:52:10] Nichole Hafer: FINE
[00:52:17] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha! LOL
[00:52:18] Nichole Hafer: don't bother asking any imposter questions then
[00:52:34] Nichole Hafer: EVER
[00:52:36] Chloe Smith: uh.... i wasnt going to but OK FINE
[00:52:39] Chloe Smith: damn you
[00:52:42] Chloe Smith: but fairs fair
[00:52:46] Nichole Hafer: i suppose
[00:52:47] Chloe Smith: and its still NO
[00:52:50] Nichole Hafer: *sigh* now i'm gonna wonder
[00:52:59] Chloe Smith: uh YEAH
[00:53:01] Nichole Hafer: :P
[00:53:06] Nichole Hafer: wrong faec
[00:53:08] Nichole Hafer: face*
[00:53:09] Chloe Smith: like everyone else
[00:53:11] Chloe Smith: but tam
[00:53:13] Nichole Hafer: looks like i'm trying to lick you
[00:53:16] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[00:53:20] Chloe Smith: that face creeps me out
[00:53:23] Chloe Smith: every time
[00:53:34] Chloe Smith: and i always forget how creepy it is until i use it
[00:53:45] Chloe Smith: *shudder*
[00:53:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:53:58] Nichole Hafer: it really is a creeper face
[00:53:59] Chloe Smith: its a curse
[00:54:02] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:54:04] Chloe Smith: yeah totally
[00:54:10] Nichole Hafer: (bow)*

(S.E of a little chinese man bowing)
[00:54:18] Nichole Hafer: haha just wanted to see what it looked like
[00:54:18] Chloe Smith: bowing to the creeper face???
[00:54:21] Chloe Smith: OOOH
[00:54:22] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:54:22] Nichole Hafer: i'm not actually bowing to anything
[00:54:30] Chloe Smith: tam and i have had epic emoticon wars soo...
[00:54:32] Chloe Smith: know them all
[00:54:33] Chloe Smith: :)
[00:55:01] Nichole Hafer: hehe. they're a blast. i like trying to guess the typing code instead of clicking on it
[00:55:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:55:11] Nichole Hafer: for this face : (puke)
[00:55:17] Nichole Hafer: i guessed a LOT of stuff
[00:55:23] Chloe Smith: hhahahahahaha!
[00:55:26] Chloe Smith: like???
[00:55:34] Nichole Hafer: i was all (vomit) (hurl) (barf)
[00:55:40] Chloe Smith: (sick)?
[00:55:43] Nichole Hafer: (up chuck)
[00:55:46] Nichole Hafer: nope. too simple
[00:55:50] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[00:55:59] Chloe Smith: what is it then?
[00:56:03] Chloe Smith: damn....
[00:56:08] Chloe Smith: :S
[00:56:11] Chloe Smith: noooo....
[00:56:22] Nichole Hafer: it's hard to figure out
[00:56:23] Nichole Hafer: don't cheat
[00:56:26] Chloe Smith: yeah
[00:56:30] Chloe Smith: not cheating!]
[00:56:37] Nichole Hafer: can i just tell you
[00:56:54] Chloe Smith: (blush)
[00:56:58] Nichole Hafer: puke
[00:57:01] Chloe Smith: noooo definitely the wrong onw
[00:57:03] Chloe Smith: *one
[00:57:04] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:57:05] Nichole Hafer: oops
[00:57:10] Nichole Hafer: pretend you didnt see that
[00:57:16] Chloe Smith: i didnt... hahahahaha!
[00:57:22] Nichole Hafer: (flex)
[00:57:27] Chloe Smith: strong?
[00:57:29] Chloe Smith: muscle?
[00:57:31] Nichole Hafer: flex
[00:57:32] Nichole Hafer: lol
[00:57:33] Chloe Smith: NO WAY
[00:57:35] Chloe Smith: lol!
[00:57:52] Nichole Hafer: (e)
[00:57:55] Chloe Smith: |-(
[00:58:00] Nichole Hafer: hahaha i like that oe
[00:58:02] Nichole Hafer: one*
[00:58:05] Chloe Smith: LOL me too!
[00:58:09] Chloe Smith: ummm...
[00:58:19] Nichole Hafer: i feel like that's my default face when on wattpad
[00:58:19] Chloe Smith: :
[00:58:25] Nichole Hafer: oh good. invisible
[00:58:26] Chloe Smith: :|
[00:58:29] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:58:32] Chloe Smith: hahahahahaha!!!!
[00:58:37] Chloe Smith: not the above one...
[00:58:40] Chloe Smith: um
[00:58:42] Nichole Hafer: :x
[00:58:46] Nichole Hafer: :@
[00:58:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[00:58:59] Chloe Smith: LOOOVE THAT ONE! its like my sig emoticon
[00:59:00] Nichole Hafer: :%
[00:59:02] Nichole Hafer: dang
[00:59:05] Nichole Hafer: :7
[00:59:06] Nichole Hafer: (puke)
[00:59:09] Chloe Smith: (explode)
[00:59:11] Chloe Smith: noooo
[00:59:17] Chloe Smith: (rage)
[00:59:18] Nichole Hafer: try a : and a @
[00:59:19] Chloe Smith: noooo
[00:59:21] Chloe Smith: OOOH
[00:59:22] Nichole Hafer: : @
[00:59:23] Chloe Smith: :@
[00:59:26] Chloe Smith: clever girl
[00:59:27] Nichole Hafer: there ya go
[00:59:30] Chloe Smith: woohooo!
[00:59:33] Chloe Smith: (party)
[00:59:34] Nichole Hafer: for the puke one its a &
[00:59:39] Chloe Smith: OOOOOH
[00:59:41] Chloe Smith: ::&
[00:59:44] Chloe Smith: LOL
[00:59:45] Nichole Hafer: 8-|
[00:59:45] Chloe Smith: FAIL
[00:59:49] Chloe Smith: (puke)
[00:59:50] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha
[00:59:55] Chloe Smith: hahaha
[00:59:57] Chloe Smith: 8-|*

(This also codes for (nerd) in Skype which is what I guessed)
[01:00:01] Chloe Smith: GOT IT!
[01:00:03] Nichole Hafer: oh man this is too amusing
[01:00:12] Chloe Smith: what beasts. so freakin judgemental
[01:00:14] Chloe Smith: and typecast
[01:00:15] Nichole Hafer: (whew)
[01:00:26] Chloe Smith: (sweat)
[01:00:30] Chloe Smith: close...
[01:00:35] Nichole Hafer: whew
[01:00:35] Chloe Smith: (wipe) LOL
[01:00:38] Chloe Smith: ooooh
[01:00:39] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[01:00:39] Nichole Hafer: nope
[01:00:50] Chloe Smith: i suck at this :D
[01:00:55] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha its hilarious
[01:01:23] Chloe Smith: |-(
[01:01:29] Chloe Smith: what IS this one???
[01:01:34] Chloe Smith: :]
[01:01:36] Chloe Smith: nooo
[01:01:39] Chloe Smith: :[
[01:01:39] Nichole Hafer: : |
[01:01:41] Chloe Smith: noooo
[01:01:43] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:01:47] Chloe Smith: thats a different one
[01:01:47] Nichole Hafer: |-(
[01:01:51] Nichole Hafer: hahaha
[01:01:55] Chloe Smith: but i tried that one!
[01:01:55] Nichole Hafer: its a \
[01:01:57] Chloe Smith: :|
[01:01:57] Nichole Hafer: woops
[01:02:02] Chloe Smith: ooooh
[01:02:03] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:02:08] Nichole Hafer: a | and a - and a (
[01:02:15] Nichole Hafer: |-(
[01:02:22] Chloe Smith: i was getting all DAMNIT WHATS WRONG WITH MY SKYPE??!!!
[01:02:23] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:02:32] Nichole Hafer: haha
[01:02:39] Chloe Smith: |-/
[01:02:42] Nichole Hafer: :-[
[01:02:42] Chloe Smith: nooo
[01:02:48] Chloe Smith: LOLFAIL
[01:02:52] Nichole Hafer: pwah that should be a vampire
[01:02:53] Chloe Smith: |-(
[01:02:56] Nichole Hafer: :[
[01:02:57] Nichole Hafer: a;lsdkjfalksdj
[01:02:59] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHA!
[01:03:02] Chloe Smith: i like i like
[01:03:05] Nichole Hafer: (punch)
[01:03:11] Chloe Smith: (punch)
[01:03:14] Chloe Smith: got it
[01:03:16] Chloe Smith: EASY
[01:03:27] Nichole Hafer: (u)*

(S.E of a breaking heart)
[01:03:32] Chloe Smith: its creepy the way they're always in sync
[01:03:36] Chloe Smith: (broke)
[01:03:37] Chloe Smith: no
[01:03:38] Nichole Hafer: oh. it is [creepy]
[01:03:39] Nichole Hafer: haha
[01:03:44] Chloe Smith: (crack) PAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[01:03:47] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha
[01:04:02] Nichole Hafer: (pain) (angst) (heart break) <---tried all those

[01:04:08] Chloe Smith: lol

[01:04:11] Chloe Smith: (broken)

[01:04:12] Chloe Smith: nope

[01:04:13] Nichole Hafer: it's ridik

[01:04:19] Chloe Smith: yeah...

[01:04:19] Nichole Hafer: just one letter

[01:04:22] Chloe Smith: NO

[01:04:24] Chloe Smith: (b)

[01:04:26] Chloe Smith: nope

[01:04:33] Nichole Hafer: haha wrong end of the alphabet

[01:04:36] Chloe Smith: not h cuz thats a beating heart

[01:04:41] Chloe Smith: (z)

[01:04:43] Chloe Smith: nopw

[01:04:46] Chloe Smith: (y)*

(S.E of a thumbs-up so OBVIOUSLY not fitting in with the theme at all)

[01:04:47] Chloe Smith: NOOOO

[01:04:50] Nichole Hafer: hahaha

[01:04:52] Chloe Smith: (x)

[01:04:55] Chloe Smith: NO

[01:04:57] Chloe Smith: DAMNIT

[01:05:02] Nichole Hafer: >:(
[01:05:02] Chloe Smith: (v)
[01:05:04] Nichole Hafer: ba
[01:05:04] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:05:09] Chloe Smith: hahahaha!
[01:05:17] Chloe Smith: (w)
[01:05:19] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:05:23] Chloe Smith: frak!!!!
[01:05:29] Nichole Hafer: :D almost there
[01:05:37] Chloe Smith: u
[01:05:38] Nichole Hafer: well thats creepy
[01:05:40] Chloe Smith: (u)
[01:05:40] Nichole Hafer: yes
[01:05:43] Chloe Smith: u???
[01:05:46] Chloe Smith: WTF???!!!
[01:05:47] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:05:49] Nichole Hafer: yah. i don't know why
[01:05:53] Chloe Smith: too much wattpad
[01:05:59] Nichole Hafer: HAHAHAHA
[01:06:04] Nichole Hafer: oh! i saw another crazy title today
[01:06:10] Chloe Smith: yes???
[01:06:35] Nichole Hafer: i can't remember the whole thing but it started out: My sex tape is missing
[01:06:40] Nichole Hafer: winner!
[01:07:07] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:07:11] Chloe Smith: how saaaaaaad
[01:07:20] Nichole Hafer: i know. sex tape. really?
[01:07:24] Chloe Smith: i tried reading some of the WHL stories
[01:07:30] Chloe Smith: *sigh*
[01:07:33] Chloe Smith: never again
[01:07:40] Chloe Smith: what a let-down
[01:07:50] Chloe Smith: its so SAAAD
[01:07:55] Chloe Smith: ;(
[01:08:07] Nichole Hafer: WHL?
[01:08:15] Nichole Hafer: oh! what's hot list
[01:08:17] Chloe Smith: that tear is like half the size of the emoticons face
[01:08:19] Chloe Smith: YES!
[01:08:24] Nichole Hafer: why do i bother asking when i figure it out right after....
[01:08:27] Chloe Smith: hahaha
[01:08:27] Nichole Hafer: hahahaha it is!
[01:08:30] Chloe Smith: i do that all the time
[01:08:34] Chloe Smith: yeah i know
[01:08:37] Chloe Smith: DEPRESSING
[01:08:44] Nichole Hafer: asking must trigger knowledge
[01:08:52] Nichole Hafer: quote me on that, i'm a genius*

(I totally will :P)
[01:09:06] Chloe Smith: like that "my best friend got me pregnant" i thought seeing as its so popular maybe she can write
[01:09:08] Chloe Smith: but no
[01:09:33] Chloe Smith: she was spewing trashy romance novel descriptions like nobody's busines
[01:09:38] Chloe Smith: *s
[01:10:13] Nichole Hafer: i actually like that one some what...it's getting a little lame...but it started out ok ish
[01:10:23] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:10:26] Chloe Smith: (blush)
[01:10:34] Chloe Smith: i read some of the first chapter
[01:10:38] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[01:10:48] Chloe Smith: different strokes for different folks...
[01:10:48] Nichole Hafer: i stop reading stories if they have certain words.
[01:10:51] Nichole Hafer: like plunder
[01:10:54] Chloe Smith: DUDE
[01:10:56] Chloe Smith: ravage
[01:10:58] Nichole Hafer: unless it's referring to pirating
[01:11:01] Nichole Hafer: haha yu
[01:11:02] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[01:11:04] Nichole Hafer: *p
[01:11:08] Nichole Hafer: smexy
[01:11:11] Nichole Hafer: not even a word
[01:11:22] Chloe Smith: i was about to say... whered that word come from?
[01:11:24] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:11:35] Nichole Hafer: i don't know what it means..sexy + m...
[01:11:45] Chloe Smith: sexy man?
[01:11:50] Nichole Hafer: that's what i was thinking!
[01:11:54] Chloe Smith: sexy m&m
[01:11:57] Chloe Smith: ...
[01:12:01] Nichole Hafer: well yes that too
[01:12:02] Chloe Smith: sexy s&k
[01:12:04] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:12:07] Chloe Smith: s&m
[01:12:08] Nichole Hafer: hahaah
[01:12:18] Chloe Smith: sexy... muffin
[01:12:22] Chloe Smith: STUDMUFFIN
[01:12:25] Nichole Hafer: sexy...midget
[01:12:28] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHA!
[01:12:44] Chloe Smith: sexy... mariner
[01:12:45] Nichole Hafer: mammal moose mouse mitten
[01:12:45] Chloe Smith: noooo
[01:12:54] Nichole Hafer: i like moose personally
[01:12:54] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:12:57] Chloe Smith: me too
[01:13:02] Chloe Smith: once called my sister a moose
[01:13:07] Chloe Smith: she was OFFENDED
[01:13:10] Nichole Hafer: ....
[01:13:11] Nichole Hafer: haha i'm sure
[01:13:22] Chloe Smith: i was like "but in my head it was a really cute cartoon moose!"
[01:13:28] Chloe Smith: she lke from brother bear
[01:13:32] Chloe Smith: *like
[01:13:37] Chloe Smith: she didnt get it
[01:13:54] Nichole Hafer: hahah "hey look he's a rabbit eh!"
[01:13:59] Chloe Smith: and a camel... same goes for that one... except no camels in brother bear
[01:14:02] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:14:05] Nichole Hafer: "watch out for the scary rabbit, eh"
[01:14:11] Chloe Smith: well you're one big beaver!
[01:14:16] Nichole Hafer: there should be camels in brother bear
[01:14:21] Chloe Smith: No no no. WOLVERINE
[01:14:24] Nichole Hafer: i spy something....green
[01:14:28] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHA!
[01:14:29] Chloe Smith: TREE
[01:14:36] Nichole Hafer: i ove brother bear
[01:14:39] Chloe Smith: ME TOO!
[01:14:39] Nichole Hafer: *l
[01:14:48] Chloe Smith: seriously one of my fave movies
[01:14:52] Nichole Hafer: agreed
[01:14:59] Chloe Smith: i was quoting those moose for AGES
[01:15:03] Chloe Smith: mooses?
[01:15:05] Chloe Smith: meese
[01:15:06] Nichole Hafer: hahaha moosen
[01:15:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[01:15:13] Nichole Hafer: no really
[01:15:14] Nichole Hafer: :)
[01:15:18] Chloe Smith: NO
[01:15:27] Nichole Hafer: watch the comedian brian regan, "trouble in school"
[01:15:29] Nichole Hafer: it's moosen
[01:15:33] Chloe Smith: hahahah
[01:15:37] Chloe Smith: ok hold on...
[01:15:43] Nichole Hafer: oh its kinda long
[01:15:48] Chloe Smith: ok tomorrow then
[01:15:56] Nichole Hafer: good plan...
[01:16:03] Chloe Smith: yeah! (y)
[01:16:04] Nichole Hafer: tomorrow as in today for you or tomorrow tomorrow
[01:16:10] Chloe Smith: today for me
[01:16:13] Chloe Smith: LATER
[01:16:14] Nichole Hafer: ok!
[01:16:17] Chloe Smith: yeah
[01:16:17] Nichole Hafer: hahaha better
[01:16:20] Chloe Smith: much late
[01:16:21] Chloe Smith: r
[01:16:46] Chloe Smith: speaking of which... i think i better hit the sheets. being sick = need more sleep
[01:16:54] Chloe Smith: which sucks
[01:16:59] Chloe Smith: man this time dif SUCKS
[01:17:02] Nichole Hafer: yah. understandable. see ya laters then
[01:17:04] Nichole Hafer: i know :(
[01:17:13] Chloe Smith: lol K!
[01:17:15] Chloe Smith: BUH!
[01:17:17] Chloe Smith: (h)
[01:17:18] Nichole Hafer: byeee
[01:17:23] Nichole Hafer: <3
[01:17:25] Nichole Hafer: dang
[01:17:26] Chloe Smith: see? thay one makes sense
[01:17:33] Nichole Hafer: (h)
[01:17:35] Chloe Smith: lol learnt it ages ago
[01:17:38] Chloe Smith: there we go!
[01:17:43] Nichole Hafer: :)
[01:17:49] Chloe Smith: DONE. ok ok ok byeeeee
[01:17:49] Chloe Smith: la'er
[01:17:54] Nichole Hafer: BYEEEE
[01:17:57] Chloe Smith: (wave)
[01:18:06] Nichole Hafer: oh fine. show me up ten
[01:18:07] Nichole Hafer: then*
[01:18:09] Chloe Smith: HAHAHA
[01:18:11] Chloe Smith: i just inserted it
[01:18:14] Nichole Hafer: (call)*

(S.E that mouthes 'call me')
[01:18:15] Chloe Smith: no big
[01:18:18] Nichole Hafer: hhe
[01:18:21] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[01:18:23] Nichole Hafer: ;)
[01:18:35] Nichole Hafer: just practicing my seduction skills. Thor the Whore...OUT!
[01:18:38] Chloe Smith: ok really going now...
[01:18:50] Chloe Smith: THOR THE LORD OF THUNDER WHORE
[01:18:54] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[01:19:00] Chloe Smith: kills me
[01:19:05] Nichole Hafer: :D damn straight
[01:19:12] Nichole Hafer: all right go to bed
[01:19:16] Chloe Smith: yessss
[01:19:18] Chloe Smith: :)
[01:19:19] Nichole Hafer: get better soon
[01:19:26] Chloe Smith: thanks. hope so :/
[01:19:35] Chloe Smith: they need an emoticon for that
[01:19:36] Nichole Hafer: :*
[01:19:55] Chloe Smith: jeez. show ME up then. my heart not good enough for you???
[01:20:02] Nichole Hafer: it's perfect
[01:20:09] Nichole Hafer: (inlove)*

(S.E of a face with little hearts flying around it)
[01:20:10] Chloe Smith: oh ok MUSHY
[01:20:12] Chloe Smith: lol
[01:20:13] Chloe Smith: :*
[01:20:15] Nichole Hafer: hahahahahahah
[01:20:19] Nichole Hafer: seriously. leave.
[01:20:25] Chloe Smith: ok ok ok OK BYE

..............

HI Everybody (anybody?)

This is Tamara, the other half of the awesomeness that is us. I'm just curious, is there anybody other than us reading this blog? Just let me know somehow because I'm very curious.
I'd also like to randomly throw it out there and I hope Chloe doesn't mind but I'm baking cookies tomorrow!! I'm very excited.
Anyways lots of happiness to all reader,
Numchucks

P.s I hope you enjoy the videao...

The one where I plead with all readers... :/ meh. how laaaaame

Ok people. I know I'm going to upload more convos even if no one comments and no one follows BUT if people did comment and follow, we would feel more appreciated and encouraged. Of course, if you'd rather we kept our chats to ourselves, obviously refrain from commenting or following - we're bound to lose our steam sometime... Sometime in the distant future, I'm sure. I really get excited about this blog and I post a lot of the stuff soooooo... We'll be updating for a while :D

Anyway, I'd like confirmation that at least ONE other person is following and to have at least ONE comment on any ONE of our posts. Sound do-able (just like Tamara...)?

La'er

(Chloe)

The one with the deflated whale carcass

Kat and Jess are my two sisters: older and younger in that order. Just so everyone knows. Katya is weirder than I am (as you can tell by what I say later).

Tamara

You Liiiiive

2:04pmChOle
barely
im gona get breakfast
brb
and yes i got the mulan ref
lol
BRB

2:04pmTamara
actually I was doing an aladin refrence
2:08pmTamara
well actually both but whatever

2:20pmChOle
lol

2:21pmTamara
yes. lol indeed.

2:21pmChOle
hahahaha

2:22pmTamara
I'm supposed to be writing. I have at least 5 pages left to write

2:22pmChOle
lol i have like... um yeah same
LOL
can i tell you about my VERY weird dream?

2:23pmTamara
yes please do

2:23pmChOle
so like what i can remember of it is that my mom, kat, jess and i were like fuckin* in a raft in some amazon-type river

(I mean that like 'wtf were we doing in a raft?' not that that was what we were doing... EEEEEEEEEWWWWW *makes retching noises*)
and theres moss and pond gunk stuff everywhere
and freaking weeping willow leaves
anyway we're not there on purpose
dunno HOW we got there
trying not to fall into the river
go through a weird cave
mom;s steering and somehow its all good even though she's never steered a boat in her life
we end up in like the most GORGEOUS little pond i have ever seen
and we have to swim
and the voice in my head is saying that we're going to get eaten
and im waiting for there to be like some sort of shark or piranha or something
but theres nothing
and kat finds this CARCASS
of like a tiny whale
like my size
and its DEFLATED
like someone took all the air out of it
and she gives it to me to hold
and I got "wow it has a tail"
and then even in my dream i think jeez chloe DUH!
and it was just soooooo WEIRD
and then i woke up
or something

2:27pmTamara
oh I've had that dream
no I haven't that's just so wack
but pretty cool

2:27pmChOle
hahahah lol i was about to say... funny
can you hear the dead-pan voice?
but it was really strange
a deflated my-size baby whale carcass?
i mean come on
it felt like a freakin slipper slide, too
really hard to hold on to
*slippery

2:29pmTamara
that is so weird
and gross

2:29pmChOle
like it was covered in soap...
yeah
LOL

2:29pmTamara
*shudder

2:29pmChOle
and kat kept saying how cute it was
i think she even named it
which is very kat but still...
ew

2:30pmTamara
that's fuckd up
I'm sorry but it's true
it's a carcass
a deflated carcass

ChOle
you think i dont know how whack it is?
IT WAS IN MY HEAD
i dont think all those dream meaning ref books will help on this one.
where do i look under?
whale?
carcass?
or deflated?

Tamara
I dunno

2:32pmChOle
LOL
exactly

2:33pmTamara
i never understood dream dictionaries

2:33pmChOle
maybe i should look up carcass and then, cuz it was deflated, take it to mean the opposite?
LOL
paul has one
i remember it told me that water means something like change or sonething
or sexual tension...
or maybe thats the dr v* in my head talking

(My French teacher in high School. She somehow made everything relate back to sex and how sexy she was... even though she was like 50. Lol.)
LOL

2:36pmTamara
change, sexual tension I can totally see how you confuse the 2

2:36pmChOle
shuddup
lol
i cant remember what the damn book said!
i read a little bit of it for my anthology
and then no more

Tamara
I find it humerous in the extreme

2:38pmChOle
i know
and you spelt that like the bone i think
buuut i cant remember that far back in bio

(And then we go on about spelling humorous and spell check for a while...)

2:42pmTamara
remember when we saw that lady with the black eye?

2:42pmChOle
YES!
LOL forgot about that! hahahahhaha

2:43pmTamara
what did you say?

2:43pmChOle
and i was like "OMG! what happened to HER?"
PAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
while pointing my finger at her
so she couldnt NOT know
even though she had no idea what i was saying cuz she probably didnt speak english
lol
good times, good times

Tamara
I reckon she could speak english
lol that was funny

2:45pmChOle
you're just saying that
and yeah it was
LOL

The one with my creepy stalker job

alcamadus is yet ANOTHER Wattpad writer. Have you noticed how integral Wattpad is to our lives yet? Lol. We're both fans and he's awesome. He's also the one in the weird blue-grey-green writing. Tjunkie is red. I'm... grey.

Lol. Not to take eira66's job, but I saw you on the "On the Rise" list.
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@eira66 Woah major stalker alert! And you manage to do it all the way in Germany. i dont know if I should be scared or flattered. Thanx , Thuper duper ecthitied!!
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@alcamadus PAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe that's my job... But you' re so right, it is! I've become a freakish stalker person that thinks they have to update ¬everyone on their story's progress. Wow, I'm sad. hahahahahahaha! LOL. This is hilarious
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The one where she looed

Damn you for beating me to.... everything. At least, on wattpad. I beat you to all the social stuff ;P lol Im just joking. But that story is fracking AWESOME and I'm glad you agree. But of course you would. OK, la'er!
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@eira66 So conf used as to what I beat you at now????
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@tjunkie that author dude... a-something.... alcamadus! lol had to check my email for that one... hehehe, anyway. You wrote on his wall what I would've written on his wall if you hadn't already written it. If that makes any sense. See? ANOTHER wattpad thingy you beat me to. Like that Hell Mary: Restless Wicked or whatever it's actually called. LOTHER. You suck for being such a good braintwin that you do things I would do BEFORE I do them. *sigh* such is the life of the lesser braintwin.
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@eira66 Not lesser. Just slower. Is he not just awesome though?
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@tjunkie I just realised I've spelt anomAlous wrong every single time since... I have no idea when. Did you even pick that up??? LOL. And I'm saddened by the fact that my profile picture on here is so HOT T and I'm, well, NOTT. Lame, I know. Had to, though. I swear, I'm on a rhyming roll here. Anyway, la'er loser.
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@tjunkie AWESOM E awesome. And wow gee thanks braintwin.
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@eira66 I TOTAL LY picked that up. Jeez, what do you think, I can't spell my own title? PSHT. And you are totally HOTTT. If I were a guy I would totally hit on you. I have to admit though that your profile pic is hot too. I wish I looed like that. Sigh.
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@eira66 Lol did you notice how the comments on your story is basically a conversation between the two of us towards the end? We should do that though, like go to peoples profiles and have random conversations with each other.
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@tjunkie :D including the OTT tattoos all over her? Or did you miss that? And if you picked it up, why the hell didn't you correct me?? ? WHY??? Lol, a questionable document*... you have your moments of total hilarity. And of course you're going to say you think I'm hot - it's practically a BFF duty. Never mind braintwin duties. Oh, and I just noticed you said looed - is that a new verb? Cuz if you suddenly transformed into that while you were on the toilet... well, it could be disturbing (to put it mildly).
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(Tam sent me the wrong thing to edit and it turned out to be a Word doc that just said "Why?" on the first line and nothing else. Tam dubbed this the 'Questionable document'.)

@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! Yeah I did notice XD and AWESOME IDEA!!! But I think it could be the basis of excessive hate mail. I mean, could you possibly get more annoying? Hehehehehe! I like, I like. Childish but funny.
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@eira66 You're hot. I'm not saying that as a bt or bff. It's factual informacija (<----Polish right there baby lol). And yes wish I looed like that (insert unimpressed look here) and those tattoos. Wow. If I was as hott as her I would totally pull it off.

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@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! I love the unimpressed look ;P and you know you sent that message about the comments being a convo between us and how we should start random convos on people's walls to all your fans, right? LOL. And yes, of course you would pull the tattoos off - I mean, she does and you would look like her (and loo like her) so it's moot point. Nice polish, btw. I be impressed. OH JA! (<---- - german right there baby)
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@eira66 hahaha I know I accidentally sent it to my fans. i was like " NOOOOO" and kept pressing the cancel button but it didn't work. I better go apologise . hat should I say?
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@tjunkie hat? DUDE. Today is not your day, typing-wise. Just say it was a message meant for someone specific and you accidently sent it to all your fans. Problem solved! I know, I know - I'm genius. And I need to write, instead of read :/ damnit. *sigh* here I go.
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@eira66 Is that a challenge I detect? How much more annoying can I get? I wonder...
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@tjunkie NOOOOO !!! LOL no challenge. Definitely no challenge ;P
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@eira66 I know. My fingers either slip or don't press hard enough......(THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!) Anyways goodluck with the writing then. Cheerio!
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@tjunkie LOL HA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dirty bugger. La'er!
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(and from tjunkie to her fans...)

I'm sorry people for the mass message that I accidentally sent out jst now. It was meant for eira66. I feel very stooooopiD (you have to do it in the voice in my head.)
Anyways Sorry.
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The one where tjunkie beats me to it and I spell her name wrong

Right, SidneyArden is another writer on Wattpad. tjunkie and I are both HUGE fans. She's really good. Ummmm, oh yeah and the reason we mention her is because she offered to edit for tjunkie and tjunkie was like all "Thanks but I already have an editor." Which was touching in the extreme. And by that I mean very touching not it touched me in my extremities cuz that would be disgusting (I am currently killing myself laughing at my own joke). Though Tam did say something like "I'm sure you'd do a better job".... hmpf. Anyway, comment! We want to know if we should carry on posting this or if we're the only ones laughing (very likely).

Im swearing now : FUCK YOU!!! I was JUST ABOUT to promote that story. SERIOU¬SLY! I was clicking on the link to the whole Random Act of Kindness post and memorising his name and guess what? I get an email. AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT! hahahahaha I cant believe this braintwinishness. Im going to go sulk now. And I love you even though you TOTALLY stole my thunder.

Gaap.
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@eira66 I was laughing sooooo hard when I read this I banged my head against the backboard of my bed. I swear this braintwin thing can be a little freaky sometimes. I'm still laughing.
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@tjunkie DAMN RIGHT. Lol ya gaap. Then again, SidneyArden would probably do a better job :/ and I'd be 100% offended but act like I was happy for you. hahahaha well thanks for choosing me anyway. One more thing:

WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW??? *

(The New Guy reference)

*fading hysterical laughter in the background followed by some expletive*
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@eira66 Completely lost. Where and how does SidneyArden come into this mess¬age and jealousy and such??? And Choosing you? Huh? My brain is foggy, its all the snot. I need it all to be explained step by step for me.
Last thing:
Are you riding the white pony son?*

(Another The New Guy reference)
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@eira66 thanks for clearing it up. I'm glad you would act like you were happy for me even if you aren't, it means a lot to me. But remember I'll always choose you...¬well most of the time. Luv ya Biatch
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@tjunkie Hahaha ha gaap. "most of the time", Hmpf ;) love ya too. And am I riding that pony! How else do you think I manage to party so hard. hahahaha well, I mean, not like the times in warsaw... LOL. Glad you figured it out. Finally.

One more thing: Just roll around. You'll be alright. *

(And ANOTHER The new Guy reference. We'd just watched it so I guess that sort of excuses us. Sort of.)
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(me to my fans:)

right. So, even though tjunkie beat me to it (and I am INCENSED), I am promoting Hell Mary: The Restless Wicked by Cheenoshuriken. He's only uploaded once and it was AGES ago but maybe, if more people read and vote and send him insistent fanmail (cough, guilty), we can hope for another one! By the way, this idea came about thanks to tjinkie's* Random Act of Kindness: Promote a story you think is really good but not well known, It's an awesome project guys - SUPPORT. La'er!
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(There it is! LOL hahahahahaha....)

The one with the hilarious Wattpad jokes

The green is haferness3, the blue is Blaise_003 and the red is tjunkie. I (eira66) am the normal light colour (grey? Not sure... it could be white.)

@tjunkie suck up :D thanks! ooer... hope its not a total FAIL. hahahahaha LOL that would be bad. I SO wanna add "You hit me in the face and now I'm the newest m¬ember of your freakish team?” to the title in brackets just so that I can fit in. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I kill myself sometimes...
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i dare you to. But you have to leave it on for like 5 installments.
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@tjunkie DEAL : D watch this space...
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HAHAHAHA. High five to you.
P.s Shock, Horror, Dispair! I forgot to capatilize the "I" in my last message. I am distraught. Seriously what was I doing??
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haha this is good. i like el :) i hope you up date this one soon. instead of waiting a whole month *cough*

please give it the ridiculous name below. i'd pee my pants. but you'd need to add a WTF?!? on the end. :P

seriously though, this story sounds really good. anything scifi is so worth reading. i can't wait to see what all El can do...it's something with emotions...
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ok i can't take the title seriously XD
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@haferness3 HAH AHAHA! glad I made you laugh : P its like my life's mission t o make fun of everything so... I might just add that WTF?! on... actually, I so totally am . RIGHT NOW! lol hahahahaha this is awesome! XD
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@tjunkie That's not the worst of your problem s XD you spelt dEspair wrong. ¬hahahahaha! But yeah, we are so totally taking the wattpad world by storm with my amazing title skills. I mean, come on!
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@eira66 haha PE RFECT. now every 13 year old will read your story and lurve it. because it's AWESOME! :)
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@haferness3 HAH AHAHAHA!!! SCORE. Lol Im glad tjunkie and I aren't the only ¬people that can't take these synopsis titles seriously. And we compare stupid titles we find... hahahaha LOL. Good times, good times
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@eira66 haha that sounds like fun. i might just join in on that game :) i really just don't get why telling the whole story in a sentence as your title is a good idea. it turns me off. every time i read 'MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME HE LOVED ME AND I'M HIS MATE, BUT I FOUND OUT I'M A VAMPIRE SO WE HATE EACH OTHER. OH AND I'M ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED TO A DEMON! WTF?' i want to die. it's like, well thanks for telling me, i'll find something el se to read now that i've just read your whole story in a sentence...bah. i'm so bitter and cynical :)
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@haferness3 PAA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! dude that totally cracked me up! The latest one one is "The guy who dressed up as a girl to win FIFA tickets" cuz it gave us such hilarious images.. . and its completely ridiculous. But there's also "he burped and I fell in love" - I mean, EEEEEEWWW - and "I was seduced by a vampire, with a cupcake!" hahahahaha how LAAAAME??? Lol.

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@eira66 i've heard of the first one, i've actually heard that it's a good story but i haven't read it. the other two, dear lord. come on people, be creative. here's one: "I'm a Bitch, You're a Bastard, I'm a Slave, You're my Master... and they said it wouldn't work out!" OR "I'm 16 Years Old, Abused , Homeless, and Pregnant...By ¬The Prince of VAMPIRES, What?" i could go on and on.
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@haferness3 hahahaha we were both super grossed out by "He ate my best friend and now I'm his slave?!" cuz that is just plain nasty. Then there's one I've just seen: Edward gets Bella pregnant right before he leaves her in New Moon twilight fan fiction. I mean, SERIOUSLY??? And then there are the highly creepy incest stories. Take, for instance, "Holy Shiz I'm falling in love with my bro? and what the frosting I'm in love with my brother sequel." though the cute not-swearing was funny. But still *shudder*
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@eira66 The absolute worst incest? "I'm pregnant with my brother" something like that. lol
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@eira66 oh geez people. REALLY? incest is bad . not cute and romantic. *barf * some things people come up with...
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@tjunkie LOL yeah. except the English gives it two meanings - my father got me pregnant OR my brother got me pregnant. You never know with the language skills of some people on this site... Ok that was just plain bitchy. I mean, some people don't have the best English. Yeah, that sounds better :) LOL I need to tone down the rudeness that comes so naturally *sheepish grin*
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@haferness3 @tjunkie found it: the funniest stupid title. "I found my soul mate in a dustbin!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Her soul mate is either a hobo or has a strange penchant for hiding in dustbins XD LOL either way, he probably didn't smell too good.
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@eira66 He's just trashy. Probably a rubbish boyfriend too. (sorry I just couldn't help it.)
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@tjunkie DUDE. No. Just, no. I can't believe how LAAAME you are :D lol.
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@eira66 Look who's talking. Admit it, you liked them. Plus I get away with it cos I miss making puns. I used to do them everytime I passed a graveyard/cemetery with my mom. We would have whole conversations about how everyone is dying to get in, it's dead boring etc. We were amazing. The amount we could come up with! Sigh
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@tjunkie :D guess what we're doing when you come visit?
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@eira66 Visiting the Graveyard???? I am way too excited for this than I should be if it the case.
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@tjunkie AFRIKAANS ACCENT! Lol and yeah that are the case ;P the graveyard here is GORGEOUS. I think we even have crows 0_0 really creeped me out the first time I went there. I was like Viola/Sebastian when malvolio entered - LOL freaking out big tiiiiime . Hahahaha anyway...
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LOL I can't wait! How creepy am I. All I need is to do my hair in pigtails and I could pass as Wednesday Adams. ^_^
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@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA!!! I DARE YOU TO DO IT!!! Ummmm but I'm not dressing up as your brother or something. I look enough like a twelve-y ear-old boy as is - I don't need to then TRY to look like one (not necessarily 12 but whatever). And too creepy to contemplate :D
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Deal. I'm dressing up as Wednesday Adams and we're going to the Graveyard..¬.now to find a black dress...
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@eira66 haha that title is ridik. how do people come up with it? if i changed my story's title it would b e something like: my parents are mean, i have a stalker, and¬ the new guy at school hates me, anything else? i'd probably stick a wtf? in there somewhere. why can't people come up with decent short titles?
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@haferness3 Hahahaha the wtf? kills me. Every time. Lol I have no idea. I'm finding it hard to take my story seriously now. It just sounds so childish and LAME. Nice title, by the way ;P sounds catchy. Hey, wait a second, that story has a synopsis for a title! Maybe I should go read it...

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@eira66 oh PLEASE do. i'm sure you get this ALL the time, but i'd LOVE it if you would check out my story! *barf* alright, sorry, totally joking there. i get a bunch of those messages, so i created a story thing on my page where people can post their stories. that way i can eventually get around to it. *sigh* your story is awesome, just change the title back :)
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@haferness3 HAHAHAHAHA!!! I delete all of those - I'm afraid I couldn't care less if it offends them. It' s just advertising. Nothing personal :D and thanks. I think this one is cool. I'm writing the next Feral as we speak... And I was dared to have the name like this for five instalments so I'm afraid we're all going to have to suck it up cuz, well, a dare's a dare.
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@eira66 MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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@tjunkie evil braintwin on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Evil braintwin that dares her counterpart to do unholy things to her stories.
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@eira66 (insert evil-snigger-behind-hand here ) Saying your evil twin did it ...tsk tsk tsk that is sooo cliche.
P.s check out my use of the hyphen, are you not proud?
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@tjunkie TOTALLY PROUD! Do you hate that word now? HYPHENATE. Lol I did kind of repeat it a lot... and come on gmail or skype or fb so I can get advice on the next Feral. I think I'll actually finish it tonight... :D
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You know, i think the comments are more entertaining than the story.... ahahahahh just kidding :) loveeit t!! ahahah GAY! Why are all the saviors gay!?
ew. just ew you guys. eating anything but edible stuff is just plain sick-nasty...
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@Blaise_003 HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I think you're right. And Im assuming you're talking about the nasty cannibal story? For a second I was wondering if I had put someone eating anything unedible in my story... Lol.
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@eira66 @Blaise_003 HAHAHA I also thought that. I had to think really carefully about your story before I remembered. And eira66, I told you we were entertaining we should totally do this random profiles and stories and if we get hatemail we'll flip them the bird. We would probably generate more reads for them ANYWAY. lol
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@tjunkie LOL see? I'm not the only slow brain twin! It makes more sense that we both have our slow moments . Anyway, I guess we have to now that we have a confirmed opinion that our comments/conversations are funny. It's like, our DUTY. And you know me - I flip them off anyway ;P and YES TO MORE READS!
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The one where we end up watching She's The Man

I hate you. I mean seriously wtf?
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@tjunkie for swearing at you, promoting your random act of kindness thingy or promoting anomolous? Or spelling your name wrong... hehehehehe. For all of the first ones, IM NOT SORRY!!! And the mispell, well, I did correct it :P so there! Oh wait, or saying that thing about SidneyArden editing... Wow, I've been a busy girl. Hectic. Hahahaha well, IM STILL NOT SORRY! But do tell what Im not apologising for?
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@eira66 Promoting my story. i don't care that you swore me and I'm happy that you promote my idea. The spelling I'll let slide...this time.
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@tjunkie HAHAHA HAHA! I was grinning evily as I did it, too. I knew you'd be all "don't do that!" ; but it was SO worth it. Seriously. Suck it up. Put some dirt on it! ;)
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It's RUB some dirt in it. Go watch the effing movie AGAIN or don't quote it.
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@tjunkie Not to be ungracious or anything. And GOOD IDEA! Wanna watch it to¬gether now?? :P you walked into that one (as you're so fond of saying).
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Well i was going to suggest it earlier but I was like hmmmm maybe she's seen it too many times for her liking. Let me go run down now and fetch it. ^_^
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@tjunkie Hahahaha NEVERRRR!!! I looove that movie ^_^ it makes me happy. sh¬ould we skype while we watch? That way we can make fun of it AT THE SAME TIME XD and share our braintwinishness. YAYYY!! ! Im all excited now *happy jig*
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@eira66 YES SKYPE. *does happy dance. Have you watched the movie with commentry? Its hysterical.
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The one with the standing-in-a-tree song

Just so there is less confusion; on Wattpad, the person whose message board you're writing on will have their replies highlighted in grey. This is my (Chloe/eira66's) message board. Tamara is tjunkie.

RWAR Rwar rawr rawr rwar! Why is your about m e sooooo boring its harsh I want to know every lil detail so I can stalk you from a tree. I need to speak to you but its¬ like me+poland+internet of my own does not agree!!!! ugh...
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@tjunkie LOL ' stalk me form a tree' reminded me of she's the man. You know¬ when Malcolm or whatever-his- name-is sings that hilarious loser song for Olivia? LOL that cracks me up every time. My about-me is boring cuz I'M boring. As you well know. I SOOOOOO want to speak to you! Poland sounds HARSH. SO I'm working on getting my bahn card so I can see you for half price :) cheapskate. right here. You know me! I'm sending you an email about meeting up :) so check it OUT.

LOVE YOU!!!
Later biatch.
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@eira66 I was actually gonna quote the song but I wasn't 100% sure you'd get it. I should have known better. You and I both know you are not boring but what is bori¬ng is waiting for your next chapter. STOP BLOGGING! Darnit and write you have fans who want more. Not me but others ;) I 'm just teasing you, you know I memorise every line of your story. So Write!
anyway I've gotta go do something of interest. bye!

p.s Do you like cheese?
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@tjunkie My favourite's gouda! LOL bla bla bla keep your underwear on I'll work on it ;) the next instalment, not your panties. And stop blogging??? If I listened t o your sage advice, you would regret those words. Admit that you want to know ALL about everything! And do something of interest? *raises eyebrows suggestively* do tell.
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@eira66 I'm embarrassed to say that I only read your first blog. Then I forgot about it cos I didn't see it on my facebook home page and when I remembered it you had blogged too much for me and I was lazy. And what is up wit h your creepy innuendos seriously? mind in the gutter much?
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My mind is and has always been in the gutter. What's the surprise? Lol you better make time to read it - I could be mentioning you *quickly rushes to upload something tam-related* You LOSER there is life outside facebook! Hahaha and wattpad :D check it out - it might actually turn out to be fun. Ok enough of me doing our bonding insulting session. LOVE YOU mwa lets skype again soon XD it was awesome
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The one where we mention the beginning again

Chole!
7:52pmChOle
TAM TAM!
what?
lo
;
DAMNIT!
*lol
7:53pmTamara
I officially have a fb friend who shares my birthday
7:53pmChOle
OH WOW!!!
I do too
lol
wait... no she's not my fb friend
you know kamini sooben?
7:53pmTamara
ja
exact same birthday!
7:54pmChOle
AWESOME!!!
and duh i figured. same means SAME
7:55pmTamara
likie same year toooo
7:55pmChOle
oh wow
ok no i dont have that
7:55pmTamara
lol likie
7:55pmChOle
LOL didnt notice that
7:55pmTamara
blind
7:55pmChOle
and im sposed to edit!
how sad
LOL yes
7:56pmTamara
yeah well I edit and have you seen how many mistakes I make
but fb ones i blame you for
7:56pmChOle
hahahah true
HEY!
how am i responsible foe* those???
(*all the answer that's needed. Right there.)
7:57pmTamara
because i only have the window between your messages to type an answer before it stops
and you send so many consecutive messages
7:57pmChOle
hahahaha
wonder why it stops...
thats so werid
now im just saying stuff so i can keep sending msgs
isnt it hilarious?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
i think so
am i annoying you yet?
bet i ma
*am
LOL
this is fun
hehehehe
are you even trying???
no i dont think you are
so im just like talking to myself
but thats normal
so nothing out of the ordinary here
7:58pmTamara
lol
7:58pmChOle
LOL
damn
didnt work
ah well!
lol only takes 2 secs to type.

8:00pmTamara
give up
?
8:02pmChOle
no i was copying and pasting into our blog folder
LOL
i like the idea
so
muc
h
so
that
iv
now
made
an
entire
folder
dedicated
to
it

this
worls
*works
i
bey
*net
FUCK!
*bet
but
my
typing
sucks
which
in
turn
sucks
like
lucifer's
mouthful

PAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
ok
done
now
copy
and
paste
...

8:04pmTamara
skype?
8:04pmChOle
SURE!

lemme plug in my webcam

SKYPE:
aloha
[20:06:36] Chloe Smith: know that anything you say from now on will be recorded
[20:06:42] Tamara Veriava: you had fun there on fb didn't you?
[20:07:48] Tamara Veriava: i would totally do a writer
[20:07:53] Tamara Veriava: if he was sexy
[20:10:24] Chloe Smith: hhahahahaha
[20:10:32] Chloe Smith: if he was sexy I wouldnt care if he was a writer
[20:10:36] Chloe Smith: or not
[20:10:55] Tamara Veriava: Well I wouldn't do anything that wasn't sexy
[20:11:04] Chloe Smith: yeah, me neither
[20:11:07] Tamara Veriava: but def. points for being a writer
[20:11:12] Chloe Smith: i mean its all in the description
[20:11:13] Chloe Smith: SEXy
[20:11:20] Chloe Smith: hahahaha TOTALLY!!!
[20:11:28] Tamara Veriava: though not poetry
[20:11:45] Chloe Smith: its the whole tortured-yet-deep soul thing
[20:11:49] Chloe Smith: ummm
[20:11:55] Chloe Smith: depends how good the poetry is
[20:12:15] Chloe Smith: and if he's an emo
[20:12:24] Chloe Smith: we should add that to our emo vampire/cannibal*

(Wattpad reference)
[20:12:31] Chloe Smith: emo vampire/cannibal POET
[20:12:33] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:12:34] Tamara Veriava: he's a poet?
[20:12:39] Chloe Smith: he is now!
[20:12:42] Tamara Veriava: lol
[20:12:45] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:12:46] Chloe Smith: :D
[20:13:09] Tamara Veriava: and he's dressing as a girl so as to stalk her at her ALL GIRLS BOARDING school*

(and another Wattpad reference)
[20:13:22] Chloe Smith: YES!!!
[20:13:25] Chloe Smith: PAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[20:13:49] Tamara Veriava: It's a hit!
[20:13:54] Chloe Smith: TOTALLY
[20:13:57] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha

Random little side-conversation on gmail chat that made me laugh:
Sarah: I am almost done learning my song
me: your song?
what are you going to serenade them* when you get off the plane?
*them being Sarah's host family

[20:14:39] Tamara Veriava: we should post this convo on wattpad
[20:14:59] Chloe Smith: TOTALLY
[20:15:12] Chloe Smith: or we could actually start a blog and share the link on wattpaf
[20:15:16] Chloe Smith: *wattpad
[20:15:18] Chloe Smith: i mean it
[20:15:23] Chloe Smith: I think it would be cool
[20:16:41] Tamara Veriava: It would be awesome but like we should just chat on skype then save these things
[20:16:48] Chloe Smith: thats what im doing
[20:17:08] Tamara Veriava: we can edit out some of the planning of the blog though cos that would make it seem staged
[20:17:10] Chloe Smith: in fact, i copied and pasted my entire convo of me relating my holiday to my mom so I dont have to typw it all again on my blog
[20:17:18] Chloe Smith: now i just have to edit a bit and POST IT
[20:17:32] Tamara Veriava: lol
[20:17:38] Chloe Smith: ummmm no i think it'll show how the blog CAME TO BE
[20:17:48] Chloe Smith: let the pieces... ffffffalll where they may*

(She's the Man reference)
[20:17:52] Tamara Veriava: fine ooookaaay
[20:18:16] Tamara Veriava: hahaha I just did the hand action with that
[20:18:22] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:18:23] Tamara Veriava: and facial expression
[20:18:32] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha i can see the facial expression in my head
[20:18:42] Chloe Smith: TELEPATHICALLY STALKING YOU!!!
[20:18:44] Tamara Veriava: I tried to do it again and I think i cricked my neck funny
[20:18:46] Chloe Smith: sorry its a joke i have with jess
[20:18:53] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[20:18:54] Tamara Veriava: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
[20:18:57] Chloe Smith: so smooth i swear
[20:19:05] Chloe Smith: and be afraid... be very afraid...
[20:19:12] Chloe Smith: i be NINJA!
[20:19:18] Chloe Smith: no you are*

(In our strange friendship, Tamara is the Ninja and I'm the pirate)
[20:19:25] Chloe Smith: but it sounded so cool i had to say it
[20:19:31] Tamara Veriava: I actually can't be truthfully scared. i figured it was just a matter of time
[20:19:36] Chloe Smith: i be PIRATE just doesnt have the same ring to it
[20:19:39] Chloe Smith: hahahahahaha
[20:19:42] Chloe Smith: true
[20:19:49] Tamara Veriava: and yes I am the far superior Ninja
[20:20:11] Tamara Veriava: sadly though smarter and stealthier, ninjas are not as sexy
[20:20:11] Chloe Smith: bla bla bla WHATEVER
[20:20:16] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[20:20:20] Tamara Veriava: then again we probably have fewer stds'
[20:20:21] Chloe Smith: PIRATE WHORE BOOTS!
[20:20:30] Chloe Smith: shuddup!!!
[20:20:31] Chloe Smith: eeeeeeeeeeeewwww
[20:20:39] Chloe Smith: but yeah pirates can be pretty manky
[20:20:53] Tamara Veriava: I still love your pirate whore boots
[20:21:08] Chloe Smith: ME TOO!
[20:21:12] Chloe Smith: (h)*

(the Skype equivalent of <3)
[20:21:33] Tamara Veriava: I wonder if the somalian pirates are as cool as we think pirates are
[20:21:45] Chloe Smith: no i dont think so
[20:22:01] Chloe Smith: i think they're violent and dirty and STD-riddled and just VILE
[20:22:09] Chloe Smith: mulan ref btw
[20:22:15] Chloe Smith: but im sure you got that
[20:22:17] Chloe Smith: :)
[20:22:32] Tamara Veriava: yes because mulan said STD riddled
[20:22:37] Tamara Veriava: |-(
[20:25:10] Chloe Smith: i kill myself sometimes*

(Also a Mulan reference)
[20:25:18] Chloe Smith: NO!!!! LOL!!! PAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[20:25:24] Chloe Smith: Im literally LOLing right now
[20:25:27] Chloe Smith: at my own joke nogal*

(Afrikaans word roughly meaning 'can you believe it' in this context)
[20:25:30] Chloe Smith: hhahahahaha
[20:25:44] Tamara Veriava: Iknow you are. I can practically hear you.
[20:25:57] Chloe Smith: Hahahahaha. plug in your webcam and you will hear me
[20:26:01] Tamara Veriava: and you were all like no. at my rubbish joke
[20:26:06] Chloe Smith: hahahaha!
[20:26:16] Chloe Smith: well i actually laughed when i retold it to my mom
[20:26:23] Chloe Smith: they thought it was hilarious
[20:26:27] Chloe Smith: so we're even
[20:26:35] Chloe Smith: i take it back. it was funny
[20:26:40] Tamara Veriava: wiat the rubbish 1?
[20:26:44] Chloe Smith: yes
[20:26:45] Tamara Veriava: I kick as
[20:26:46] Chloe Smith: that one
[20:26:47] Tamara Veriava: ass
[20:26:50] Tamara Veriava: thanx
[20:26:51] Chloe Smith: DO YOU KNOW THE RUBBISH MAN???
[20:26:56] Chloe Smith: nah that was a fail
[20:26:58] Tamara Veriava: the rubish man?
[20:27:06] Tamara Veriava: Shit I can't spell
[20:27:10] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[20:27:15] Chloe Smith: THE RUBBISH MAN
[20:27:32] Tamara Veriava: evidently I don't know him but I do know the rubish man
[20:27:40] Chloe Smith: i think the rubbish man (in this context) may even beat the mullet man
[20:27:43] Chloe Smith: but only maybe
[20:27:50] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:27:51] Chloe Smith: laaaaame
[20:27:55] Tamara Veriava: Red, over weight about so heigh?
[20:28:08] Tamara Veriava: NO! mullet man 4eva
[20:28:09] Chloe Smith: htf do you spell high???
[20:28:10] Chloe Smith: lol
[20:28:25] Chloe Smith: and yeah THAT ONE
[20:28:30] Tamara Veriava: I was thinking height for some reason
[20:28:33] Chloe Smith: but mullet man rocks forever
[20:28:36] Chloe Smith: i know
[20:28:38] Chloe Smith: i saw
[20:28:39] Chloe Smith: lollol
[20:29:27] Chloe Smith: you would be so ashamed
[20:29:33] Chloe Smith: im singing the climb by miley
[20:29:35] Chloe Smith: :D
[20:29:54] Chloe Smith: i know a lot of the words
[20:29:57] Chloe Smith: its sad
[20:30:06] Chloe Smith: you know i watched the hannah montanna movie
[20:30:15] Chloe Smith: all by myselg
[20:30:17] Chloe Smith: *myself
[20:30:19] Chloe Smith: on my laptop
[20:30:19] Tamara Veriava: *hangs head in shame before looking to the sky, hands raised* WHY???!!!
[20:30:24] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:30:43] Tamara Veriava: I have NOTHING to say to you
[20:30:57] Chloe Smith: except that of course
[20:31:04] Tamara Veriava: You're the adopted brain twin
[20:31:10] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!
[20:31:11] Chloe Smith: nice one
[20:31:18] Chloe Smith: that was actually clever
[20:31:24] Chloe Smith: *shock horror GASP*
[20:31:53] Tamara Veriava: i was going to be all gracious but now....FUCK YOU
[20:32:03] Chloe Smith: i love you too tam
[20:32:07] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[20:32:34] Tamara Veriava: *flips you the bird*
[20:32:38] Chloe Smith: i love it when you talk DIRTY
[20:32:43] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[20:33:00] Chloe Smith: you know thats a really old way of sayingiti right?
[20:33:07] Chloe Smith: DAMNIT
[20:33:09] Chloe Smith: *saying it
[20:33:23] Chloe Smith: you can just say 'flip you off' or something
[20:33:31] Tamara Veriava: I know but I like it
[20:33:34] Chloe Smith: but i bet you like saying 'flip you the bird'
[20:33:37] Chloe Smith: I KNEW IT!
[20:33:41] Chloe Smith: another mulan ref
[20:33:52] Chloe Smith: that girl was trouble...
[20:33:58] Chloe Smith: lol im so sa
[20:33:59] Chloe Smith: d
[20:34:03] Chloe Smith: and i cant type
[20:34:07] Chloe Smith: *sigh*
[20:34:15] Tamara Veriava: I need to pee
[20:34:21] Chloe Smith: EMO haircut needed (emo)*

(Skype code for an emo emoticon. I didn't type that in. That would be LAME)
[20:34:28] Chloe Smith: and wow thanks for ruining my moment
[20:34:39] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:34:40] Tamara Veriava: I need to get a haircut too. You saw how emo I looked
[20:34:44] Chloe Smith: NOOOO
[20:34:49] Chloe Smith: you look GORGEOUS
[20:34:53] Chloe Smith: promise
[20:34:55] Tamara Veriava: and I have black hair
[20:35:06] Chloe Smith: hahahah well im going to have blue-black hair soon
[20:35:14] Chloe Smith: and i really am getting an emo haircut
[20:35:15] Tamara Veriava: I mean I need a haircut coz I look emo
[20:35:21] Chloe Smith: cuz i think they look so cool
[20:35:23] Tamara Veriava: NOOOOO!!!
[20:35:25] Chloe Smith: YESSS
[20:35:31] Chloe Smith: shou;d i send you a link?
[20:35:36] Tamara Veriava: they look emo
[20:35:39] Chloe Smith: or email you the pics
[20:35:40] Tamara Veriava: not cool
[20:35:45] Chloe Smith: VERY COOL
[20:35:47] Chloe Smith: seriously
[20:35:53] Chloe Smith: i loooove the one i've chosen
[20:36:04] Tamara Veriava: you should of seen what the little pencil thing was doing
[20:36:05] Chloe Smith: i dont care what you think! I LIKE IT!!!!
[20:36:11] Chloe Smith: i did!
[20:36:12] Tamara Veriava: brb
[20:36:13] Chloe Smith: and dude...
[20:36:18] Chloe Smith: again with the should OF
[20:36:24] Chloe Smith: you indian
[20:36:26] Chloe Smith: lol
[20:36:28] Chloe Smith: ok!
[20:38:58] Tamara Veriava: Not neccesserily indian but mayfarian
[20:39:10] Chloe Smith: that makes it sound so much more exotc
[20:39:13] Chloe Smith: *exotic
[20:39:15] Chloe Smith: lol
[20:39:41] Tamara Veriava: exotc sounds like a cool name for a place
[20:40:18] Chloe Smith: ummmm no it sounds like you cant speak properly
[20:40:24] Chloe Smith: or in my case type properly
[20:40:29] Chloe Smith: lol
[20:40:53] Tamara Veriava: xotc, it sounds so...underground
[20:41:26] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha
[20:41:38] Chloe Smith: esoteric would be a cool name for a club i think
[20:41:43] Chloe Smith: ooer I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
[20:41:52] Chloe Smith: twisted transistor by koRn
[20:41:57] Chloe Smith: (h)
[20:42:18] Tamara Veriava: oh I'm moving empty* from the funeral chapter

(A song called Empty by Ray LaMontagne. Beautiful)
[20:42:56] Chloe Smith: oooooh
[20:42:58] Chloe Smith: why???
[20:43:13] Tamara Veriava: cos it suits the last chapter sooo much better
[20:44:17] Chloe Smith: OMG SO TRUE!!!
[20:44:20] Chloe Smith: ooer
[20:44:25] Chloe Smith: i like i like i like
[20:44:46] Chloe Smith: and im afraid im in writing mode... so you might have to edit some more tomorrow
[20:44:48] Chloe Smith: ?
[20:44:50] Chloe Smith: if thats ok
[20:44:56] Chloe Smith: but only if i write enough by then
[20:44:56] Tamara Veriava: I was in writing mood
[20:45:01] Chloe Smith: YAYYYY!!!
[20:45:19] Tamara Veriava: and then I was interrupted
[20:45:23] Chloe Smith: DAMNIT
[20:45:25] Tamara Veriava: while in the zone
[20:45:28] Chloe Smith: by me?
[20:45:28] Tamara Veriava: I know
[20:45:32] Chloe Smith: ok not by me
[20:45:36] Chloe Smith: *sigh* thank goodness
[20:45:41] Chloe Smith: i was bout to kick myself
[20:45:54] Chloe Smith: man that really does sucj
[20:46:01] Chloe Smith: *sucK
[20:46:06] Chloe Smith: like lucifer's mouthful
[20:46:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:46:11] Chloe Smith: i love that saying
[20:46:19] Chloe Smith: have you noticed?
[20:46:21] Chloe Smith: lol....
[20:46:43] Chloe Smith: you know, i can talk to myself in my head - i dont have to type i tout.
[20:46:46] Chloe Smith: *it out
[20:46:51] Tamara Veriava: it was you
[20:46:58] Chloe Smith: you're lying
[20:47:01] Chloe Smith: i can tell
[20:47:07] Chloe Smith: you just want me to kick myself
[20:47:13] Tamara Veriava: damn!
[20:47:16] Tamara Veriava: and yes I do
[20:47:17] Chloe Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[20:47:25] Chloe Smith: and again... I KNEW IT!!!
[20:47:40] Chloe Smith: cons of trying to fool your braintwin :D
[20:48:38] Tamara Veriava: NIE dla pochowania Kaczyńskich na Wawelu. <--- totally read that and understood
[20:48:53] Chloe Smith: OMFG
[20:48:56] Chloe Smith: i hate you
[20:49:01] Chloe Smith: no way can i understand that
[20:49:04] Chloe Smith: OH WAIT
[20:49:09] Chloe Smith: you;re saying YOU understood
[20:49:12] Chloe Smith: lol slow moment...
[20:49:17] Chloe Smith: AND WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
[20:49:22] Chloe Smith: GO TAM!!!
[20:49:31] Chloe Smith: you're kickiing polish's ASS
[20:49:55] Tamara Veriava: it's cos I read the news
[20:50:01] Chloe Smith: you do?
[20:50:03] Chloe Smith: WHY???
[20:50:16] Tamara Veriava: it's interesting
[20:50:23] Chloe Smith: lol ok whatever...
[20:50:39] Chloe Smith: and im the one who's going to be a journalist...
[20:50:40] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:50:47] Chloe Smith: at least, I'll try
[20:50:51] Chloe Smith: hehehehe
[20:50:53] Tamara Veriava: basically it's a petition to stop them burying the polish prez's body in this 1 cemetry in krakow
[20:51:06] Tamara Veriava: yes i know. ironic
[20:51:07] Chloe Smith: why?
[20:51:17] Chloe Smith: i mean are they trying to stop him being buried there?
[20:51:23] Chloe Smith: thats sooooo weird
[20:51:40] Tamara Veriava: well it's reseved for heroes and poets and such
[20:51:48] Tamara Veriava: that's why
[20:52:28] Chloe Smith: oooooh
[20:52:39] Chloe Smith: so where does the president get buried then?
[20:52:45] Tamara Veriava: told you. Soap opera
[20:52:51] Tamara Veriava: I don't know.
[20:52:55] Chloe Smith: hahahaha lol totally
[20:53:16] Chloe Smith: every 24 hours of our polish existences?
[20:53:20] Chloe Smith: nah
[20:53:24] Chloe Smith: doesnt sound as catchy...
[20:53:25] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:53:40] Tamara Veriava: Polish parliment of our lives
[20:53:48] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[20:53:50] Chloe Smith: there we go!
[20:53:54] Chloe Smith: DONE
[20:54:01] Chloe Smith: friends ref....
[20:54:02] Tamara Veriava: great
[20:54:08] Chloe Smith: NO demetri martin
[20:54:10] Chloe Smith: not friends
[20:54:21] Chloe Smith: jeez im losing it...
[20:54:44] Tamara Veriava: yeah totally
[20:55:20] Chloe Smith: hahahaha that means you'll only have half a brain once I've lost it
[20:55:21] Chloe Smith: :D
[20:55:30] Chloe Smith: PAYBACK!!!
[20:56:12] Tamara Veriava: well more like three quarters where as you'll have none, but it won't be a big diff.
[20:56:28] Chloe Smith: FUCK YOU
[20:56:35] Chloe Smith: giving you the zap sign
[20:56:57] Tamara Veriava: you STROLLED into that one
[20:57:03] Chloe Smith: hahahahaha!
[20:57:05] Chloe Smith: i like that
[20:57:07] Chloe Smith: strolled
[20:57:08] Chloe Smith: LOL
[20:57:25] Chloe Smith: and yeah i so did. but i didnt SEE it before i strolled

(and again... another conversation with Sarah, this time on Skype)
[21:10:18] Sarah Bouwer: hey!
[21:10:28] Sarah Bouwer: I thought u had no life
[21:10:39] Chloe Smith: i dont have a life
[21:10:42] Chloe Smith: thats why im on SKYPE
[21:10:44] Chloe Smith: lol

[20:58:11] Tamara Veriava: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9nptjUs9FM
[20:59:07] Chloe Smith: plug in your webcam
[20:59:17] Chloe Smith: sa's gonna serenade us
[20:59:24] Tamara Veriava: watch it
[20:59:39] Tamara Veriava: and my web cam is intergrated
[21:00:45] Chloe Smith: i cant watch it
[21:00:51] Chloe Smith: not available in my country
[21:00:52] Chloe Smith: :(
[21:00:58] Tamara Veriava: hold on
[21:01:32] Tamara Veriava: http://www.dailymotion.pl/video/x14up8_mc-hammer-u-can-t-touch-this_music
[21:01:38] Tamara Veriava: that's my reply
[21:01:40] Tamara Veriava: btw
[21:04:10] Tamara Veriava: i need a new song for the funeral chapter
[21:04:18] Chloe Smith: lol
[21:04:21] Chloe Smith: not cant touch this
[21:04:23] Chloe Smith: hahahha
[21:04:29] Chloe Smith: im watching the whole video
[21:04:36] Tamara Veriava: i would too
[21:06:32] Chloe Smith: im now downloading the video
[21:06:34] Chloe Smith: :D
[21:06:36] Chloe Smith: awesome whoresom
[21:06:37] Chloe Smith: e
[21:06:39] Chloe Smith: just like me
[21:06:41] Chloe Smith: lol
[21:06:51] Tamara Veriava: hahaha..not
[21:07:00] Tamara Veriava: I love that song though
[21:07:24] Chloe Smith: hahahaha lol and yeah im downloading the song, too
[21:07:25] Chloe Smith: :P
[21:07:40] Chloe Smith: i always forget how creepy it looks until after i send it*

(I'm talking about the Skype emoticon that codes for :P. It really is creepy)
[21:07:44] Tamara Veriava: cool, I'll jack it from you later
[21:07:47] Chloe Smith: that stupid emoticon
[21:07:52] Chloe Smith: hhahahaha yes!
[21:07:59] Chloe Smith: when you come visit meeeeee!!!
[21:08:09] Tamara Veriava: whoop whoop
[21:08:13] Chloe Smith: WHOOP WHOOP!!!
[21:08:22] Tamara Veriava: I actually have to fix my visa for then
[21:08:40] Chloe Smith: yeah you better MOOOOVE
[21:08:53] Tamara Veriava: it's too soon
[21:08:54] Chloe Smith: cuz you need it to travel in august as well
[21:08:59] Chloe Smith: no its not
[21:09:11] Chloe Smith: what if you have to wait ages like you did in sa???
[21:09:16] Tamara Veriava: yes it is I'll apply in may
[21:09:17] Chloe Smith: THEN WHAT?
[21:09:21] Chloe Smith: YOU CANT COME SEE ME???
[21:09:25] Chloe Smith: i think NOT
[21:09:40] Tamara Veriava: I'm already in europe and I don't need an invite
[21:09:50] Tamara Veriava: stop being a ritaard
[21:10:05] Chloe Smith: lol im not being a ritard!
[21:10:10] Chloe Smith: im being practical
[21:10:22] Chloe Smith: ok before you apply, why dont you ENQUIRE
[21:10:29] Chloe Smith: as to how long it will take etc etc
[21:10:37] Tamara Veriava: fine I'll go to the embassy next wkend
[21:11:28] Chloe Smith: THANK YOU!!!
[21:11:30] Chloe Smith: :*
[21:16:06] Tamara Veriava: oh wait
[21:16:17] Tamara Veriava: sometime next week. Maybe
[21:16:42] Chloe Smith: well whatever. sometime SOOOON. thats cool
[21:16:53] Tamara Veriava: ok ok ok
[21:16:06] Tamara Veriava: oh wait
[21:16:17] Tamara Veriava: sometime next week. Maybe
[21:16:42] Chloe Smith: well whatever. sometime SOOOON. thats cool
[21:16:53] Tamara Veriava: ok ok ok
[22:04:37] Tamara Veriava: well that died swiftly
[22:04:53] Chloe Smith: what?
[22:05:09] Tamara Veriava: the conversation
[22:05:32] Chloe Smith: i thought you were skyping sa so I left you alooone
[22:05:37] Chloe Smith: :) see?
[22:05:41] Chloe Smith: i was being nice
[22:05:45] Tamara Veriava: oh
[22:05:48] Chloe Smith: yeah
[22:05:49] Tamara Veriava: i wasn't
[22:05:53] Chloe Smith: hahahaha
[22:06:01] Chloe Smith: ph you mean you werent skyping sa
[22:06:10] Chloe Smith: i thought you meant you werent being nice...
[22:06:17] Chloe Smith: well sa said she was going to call you
[22:06:23] Chloe Smith: so i thought she had
[22:06:28] Chloe Smith: *oh btw
[22:06:42] Tamara Veriava: she hath not
[22:06:46] Chloe Smith: what a loser
[22:06:48] Tamara Veriava: i feel unloved
[22:06:52] Chloe Smith: lol thorry
[22:07:05] Tamara Veriava: not accepted
[22:07:14] Chloe Smith: oh my. getting all uppity are we?
[22:07:35] Chloe Smith: i dont think uppity is an acknowledged description...
[22:07:42] Chloe Smith: oh well! WHATEVER
[22:07:51] Chloe Smith: btw did you get that link?
[22:07:56] Tamara Veriava: yes
[22:08:00] Chloe Smith: :D
[22:08:01] Chloe Smith: cool
[22:08:11] Tamara Veriava: and then I found the music video and posted it to my profile
[22:08:15] Chloe Smith: ooooooh!
[22:08:19] Chloe Smith: gtg loook...
[22:08:22] Tamara Veriava: go fb stalk me
[22:08:27] Chloe Smith: TOTALLY
[22:08:38] Tamara Veriava: I'm an interesting person to stalk
[22:08:54] Chloe Smith: yes you are...
[22:09:22] Tamara Veriava: seriously...have you seen my page. there are things happening there
[22:09:39] Chloe Smith: im looking
[22:09:40] Chloe Smith: hold on
[22:17:02] Chloe Smith: lol ok done now
[22:17:09] Chloe Smith: hehehe

How it all began...

You'll have to excuse my retarded typing skills. This is us, talking on facebook chat. The beginning of the conversation is in fact the middle of the conversation but I didn't realise after a while, a lot of your messages to the other person disappear. We were talking about a story on Wattpad, by the way. Well, arguing about it. But whatever.

ChOle

maybe i'll suggest her on your act of kindness

...

11:05pmTamara

NO! I wasgonna do it

I found her

11:05pmChOle

LOL ok fiiine

this is THE SECIND BLOODY TIME!!!

you suck

*SECOND

11:06pmTamara

Find your own

these are my peeps

11:06pmChOle

psssht FINE

and WHATEVER

this is my unitedd states of WHATEVER

*united

11:06pmTamara

I'm going to wait for her second upload

11:07pmChOle

hahahaha ok

11:07pmTamara

lol

11:07pmChOle

yes

lol

11:07pmTamara

did you see my whatever comment

11:07pmChOle

i did!

made me laugh

11:09pmTamara

thought it might

11:09pmChOle

11:09pmTamara

I need to go clean teeth

11:10pmChOle

hahaha me too

but i'll do that before i hit the sheets

WAIT

yours or the kids?

cuz if the kids are still awake im going to be like WHAAAAAT???

11:11pmTamara

GO RETAG. that is not fantasy it's sci-fi!!!!

mine

11:11pmChOle

what?

the fuck

are you talking about

OOOOH

FINE

loser

11:11pmTamara

I hate it when ppl tag fantasy as scifi and vice versa

11:12pmChOle

ok ok CHILL

its dine

*done

11:12pmTamara

good

thank you

11:12pmChOle

sure

11:17pmTamara

now its just a waiting game

11:18pmChOle

???

11:20pmTamara

to see how ppl respond

11:21pmChOle

hahaha yeah...

see my reply to your comment?

11:21pmTamara

sometimes i feel as if we should save our coversations and start a blog with only them

and yeah I did

11:22pmChOle

HAHAHAHA thats actually an awesome idea

11:27pmTamara

we just have to remember to check our conversations before we log off

cos we're entertaining

11:27pmChOle

totally

hahahah YES WE ARE